How To Live Your Damn Life
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Guys,
I'd love to be able to tell you that the lovely Bret Runestad of T.J. Monkey's will be up for signing your copies of Teen People after the show, but I just can't promise anything. He is, after all, a "personality" and therefore highly unpredictable.
Still, come to the T.J. Monkey's/Stomping Ground show on Friday at midnight at Chelsea Playhouse.
Maybe your Bret dreams will come true. Maybe not. And if not, you'll just have to settle with an amazing night of improv.
Love,
Porter "Bret Wrangler" Mason
I'd love to be able to tell you that the lovely Bret Runestad of T.J. Monkey's will be up for signing your copies of Teen People after the show, but I just can't promise anything. He is, after all, a "personality" and therefore highly unpredictable.
Still, come to the T.J. Monkey's/Stomping Ground show on Friday at midnight at Chelsea Playhouse.
Maybe your Bret dreams will come true. Maybe not. And if not, you'll just have to settle with an amazing night of improv.
Love,
Porter "Bret Wrangler" Mason
Normally I don't like to tell people to go to one show over another. But you should skip this show. Instead go to the stomping ground show:
http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/showthread.php?threadid=12341
It's at the same time and place and involves the same 2 groups.
Oh.....wait.....
http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/showthread.php?threadid=12341
It's at the same time and place and involves the same 2 groups.
Oh.....wait.....
Fair enough, Kevin. People of Earth: if you would like to skip the T.J. Monkey's/Stomping Ground show, and instead go see the Stomping Ground/T.J. Monkey's show... do so.
T.J. Monkey's: Not nearly as wacky and ridiculous as our name implies.
Note to self: Is our name ironic? Bah. I hope not. I guess so. God damn it.
See Porter's inner turmoil over this bubble into to a frothy boil! This Friday at midnight! At UCBT@Chelsea!
T.J. Monkey's: Not nearly as wacky and ridiculous as our name implies.
Note to self: Is our name ironic? Bah. I hope not. I guess so. God damn it.
See Porter's inner turmoil over this bubble into to a frothy boil! This Friday at midnight! At UCBT@Chelsea!
Alright I've been thinking things over and even though I am an extremely unpredictable "personality" I will be signing any issues of TeenPeople or other teen-appropriate periodicals that people bring along. In addition, I will bring multiple signed copies of both TeenPeople and TigerBeat to give to fans that are either poor or in a hurry.
It should be noted that this new generosity towards my fans applies only to tonight's TJ Monkey's/Stomping Ground show at the Chelsea Playhouse at Midnight. If you even so much look at me when you see me on the street I will cut you.
-The Cute One
It should be noted that this new generosity towards my fans applies only to tonight's TJ Monkey's/Stomping Ground show at the Chelsea Playhouse at Midnight. If you even so much look at me when you see me on the street I will cut you.
-The Cute One
If you've ever wondered what that lonely old man at the meat carving station was thinking, this is the show where you just might find out!
Through the many shows I've seen, I've also learned:
--How warlocks take care of infants
--How sharks deal with the rest of the animal kingdom in UN style coalitions
--How to not piss off hermits
This is but a small insignificant sampling of the cornacopia of things you might learn at a T.J. Monkey's show.
Don't you want to learn? Sir Phillip Sydney said the purpose of art in his "Defense of Poesy" is to teach and to delight. These monkeys do just that. Hurray, Huzzah!! Let's go.
[Stomping Ground is also so worthy of your attention. Pay attention! Come to the show.]
Through the many shows I've seen, I've also learned:
--How warlocks take care of infants
--How sharks deal with the rest of the animal kingdom in UN style coalitions
--How to not piss off hermits
This is but a small insignificant sampling of the cornacopia of things you might learn at a T.J. Monkey's show.
Don't you want to learn? Sir Phillip Sydney said the purpose of art in his "Defense of Poesy" is to teach and to delight. These monkeys do just that. Hurray, Huzzah!! Let's go.
[Stomping Ground is also so worthy of your attention. Pay attention! Come to the show.]