Holiday Inn Siberia

[sarahburns]

Let's do like they do on the Isle of Man and go beserk.
And then let's temper our reactions they way they do in Moldova and chill. Then, then...let's do like they do at HOLIDAY INN SIBERIA and kick some arse, improv-style!

when? where? how? what? who? when? why?

HOLIDAY INN SIBERIA
Sunday April 13th 7pm

at Siberia, NYC
356 West 40th Street, between 8th and 9th Aves.
646-674-1710

Starring.....

RacecaR
Dark Champions
T.J. Monkey's
One Million Dollars

$FR.EE Improvised Long-Form Comedy



HOLIDAY INN SIBERIA

...because

 

[Millicent Cho]

awesome

I've died and gone to Line-up Heaven.

 

[LuluB]

OH MY GAWD THAT'S GONNA BE A KICK ASS SHOW!

 

[PorterMason]

Wait, so hold on, Chris, Sarah, to see this show, I'll have to probably pay 5, 10 dollars right?

And bring my own pizza?

 

[Chris Kula]

That's right, Porter, if by "5 or 10 dollars" you mean "no dollars."

You're also right to bring your own pizza, if by "pizza" you mean "Flynn and Bret of TJ Monkeys."

And though you didn't ask, yes, it's advised that you "blow it out" on Sunday, and by that I mean "BLOW. IT. OUT."

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

If I am the Pepsi of independent New York comedy shows that include improv, Holiday Inn Siberia is the Coke: classic, imitated, beloved; "the real thing."

Note: This analogy is flawed because Pepsi and Coke are bitter rivals, but Holiday Inn Siberia and I are not. We made out at a party last month and now things are kind of awkward between us, but I think we can still be friends.

Sincerely,

Variety Underground

 

[RC Jester]

So wait Chris, when you said Porter will have to pay "no dollars" for the show, that's only because he's in it, right?

Someone like say - I dunno...me - an audience member with no affiliation with any of the shows would certainly have to hand over generous amounts of cash to see such a wonderful line-up of improv comedy, right?

Nothing in life is free, so you might as well just come clean now guys...what's the catch?

:tsk:

 

[sarahburns]

If I may, RC...say..there is no "in" at the Inn. Only John Reynolds has to pay to get into to HOLIDAY INN SIBERIA . For the rest of us its Free!!!

 

[sarahburns]

And yes, Variety Underground and HOLIDAY INN SIBERIA are stil going to be friends...its just "weird" right now and "complicated". But definitaly "cool".

Oh, dear. Damn that blasted Schnapps color wheel! I will never drink again!

 

[PorterMason]

Sarah, Chris, if I order within the hour, will you throw in a graded gem mint 10 Jordan rookie for free? GEM MINT 10!!!!

 

[RC Jester]

And, wait...if Porter's not bringing the pizza, then who is???

 

[sarahburns]

Absolutely Porter, but act fast! suppplies are limited.

 

[sarahburns]

One Milliion Dollars
Dark Champions
T.J. Monkey's
RacecaR
:love:

 

[Chris Kula]

Note the new and earlier start time of 7 p.m.

If you get there late, you'll come in at the end of the RacecaR show, which is actually the start.

!tuo ti wolb -- airebiS nnI yadiloH

 

[PorterMason]

Seven Pee Em. Siberia. Look for the red light, it will set you free....

 

[Buster]

And by the new starting time of 7 PM you mean Paul Bunyan, right?

 

[anodar]

I've got the answer to all of your questions, and the answer is GET YOUR BUTT TO HOLIDAY INN SIBERIA TONIGHT!!!

If you don't, you'll miss amazing improv, good pizza and a chance to make new friends. And we all know you've been feeling kinda lonely lately, so take some action.

 

[John Reynolds]

Come to Holiday Inn Siberia and watch me be the only one that pays to get in.

Also, I will pay emotionally as I use each scene I'm in to "take the shit out" of everyone on my team.

Plus pizza!

 

[HonusSwindle]

Since TJ Monkey's is hosting Holiday Inn Siberia tonight we've spent all week crafting great bits. Not funny pieces of comedy but rather the metal mouthpieces of bridles used to control, curb, and direct animals, usually horses. We did not, however, make any actual bridles.

Therefore, I can honestly say:

We are chomping at the bit in anticipation of unbridled hilarity at Holiday Inn Siberia tonight!



I am lame.

 

[Chris Kula]

Thanks to everyone who came to blow it out last night at Holiday Inn Siberia.

RacecaR: thanks for blowing out a college philosophy class through the eyes of a professor high on glue.

Dark Champions: thanks for blowing out an urban legend in which saying her name seven times into a mirror conjures up Angela Lansbury.

One Million Dollars: thanks for blowing out what we've always suspected: Jose Canseco is a homewrecker.

TJ Monkeys: thanks for blowing out the trifecta of hosting, performing, and sharing with us the four funniest things in the world -- I move that you add to that list your scene of the Houston Rockets, stranded by a broken-down bus, staying overnight at the home of a little boy whose father was, incidentally, killed by a rocket.

"Hey there, young fella, you got room in there for a couple of Rockets?"

BLOWN.