Highlights: St. Patrick's Day Drunken Throwdown. Holy crap.

#1
If you did not see this, why!?

Suggestion for the first set was Star Wars. Opening was a sound and movement that was guaranteed to showcase the aggregate level of inebriety.

Second suggestion: War of the roses

The suggestions didn't matter.

Just a few highlights:
Will Storie was MVP for the night and constantly found things to think out loud about. After stumbling and pouring a bottle of water onto his own head, yelled "WHY IS IT SO RAINY?!". Tripped over chairs and fell near-face first onto floor at several comedy-appropriate times.

Neil Casey had a knife and Joe Wengert somehow got a hold of it. For some reason Joe having that blade was terrifying.

As a guy, a dream I haven't dreamt yet fucking happened: Ellie Kemper and Aubrey Plaza making out.

Hot damn, then Anthony King and Adam Frucci made out. Then Anthony and a sober Eric Scott made out. Then Gil made out with a chair.
 
#3
I wish I could capture all of the moments of this show.

Aubrey: In general just looked scary/angry on stage.
Dom D.: Ready to kill.

Wengert with knife: Honestly a scary moment.

Will S being slammed in the door by Charlie T..

Shannon's "If you are 15 minutes late" rant. (Perhaps my favorite moment of the night.)
 
#4
One highlight: Will throwing bread into one of the lights, towards the end of the show. Most other highlights have already been covered.

Chris and Zack's commentary was hilarious throughout.
 
#5
I think everyone missed what drunk Devlin did and that was hit on Jen Bartels on the back line.

No one mentioned that will took of his shirt, his pants kept falling down, almost put a condom on his dick, was asking girls in the audience if they wanted to have sex with him through mime, cracked his belt like a whip, kept touching the audience, poured beer on Adam Frucci, and stole the fucking show.​

I was never more afraid of anything more than Aubrey in my life tonight thought she was going to break a bottle and kill someone.
 

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#8
Microphone

No one mentioned when Aubrey tried to talk into a microphone stand, without a microphone, so she could be heard over Anthony King. Or the fact that she threatened to bludgeon everyone with a beer bottle.

Or later Shannon O'Neill also trying to talk to the crowd through the empty mic stand.
 
#11
I liked how Drunk Mike Still, who is usually a force of chaos in the universe, got so drunk that he drank himself past the chaos stage and became instead a force of law and order.
 

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i got thrown away
#17
I liked how Drunk Mike Still, who is usually a force of chaos in the universe, got so drunk that he drank himself past the chaos stage and became instead a force of law and order.


all he could talk about was how bad the show had been. what? what?! why would you feel bad about the poor quality of improv at a show like that?! not about the improv, mike still. not about the improv.

later i rubbed his beard and made fun of him for not being irish.
 
#19
My favorite part was when Joe Wengert farted so loud the ceiling collapsed and then Kris Kristofferson showed up and sang the Fraggle Rock theme song while shoving a thumb up his ass.
 
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