Hey, let's say some more nice things to Dan Goldstein!

[Maddy]

Congratulations on your engagement! Why don't you have some other wonderful things happen to you so we can fawn all over you some more, okay?

Yay, congrats to you and Dominique!

:love: :love: :love:

 

[Rosie]

Jesus mary f'in christ! ??

Can I please have your life?

 

[Purnell]

Lordy Lordy Goldy!

Congratulations to you and Dominique!

 

[Drifter Luke]

Mullaney, can we please get a "Dan Goldstein Forum"?
Congrats, m'dear!!

 

[goldfish boy]

All right, congratulations again. Fine. But I still can walk faster than you think.

 

[Dave McKeel]

Congratulations Dan.

Me? Jealous?

-dam

 

[El Jefe]

Congratulations!

 

[rroach1115]

Congratulations,Dan!!!

 

[LuluB]

damn, i guess now is not a good time to tell you i've been in love with you since i first saw you standing across a crowded room, dan.

oh well, congratulations.

erika

 

[Erin]

When's she due?

HAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding. Congratulations. You are nicer than you are tall. That's REALLY nice!

 

[Tess]

It's cuz she's a gymnast, right? Dammit!

I knew I shouldn't have blown off Tumble Bee practice to smoke Newports with the busboys next door at Aunt Chilada's!

Back to the drawing board,

:love: + :up: Tara

 

[mattmoses]

Sweet! Congrats, Dan!

 

[Ace$Thugg]

Congrats as well. Smart lady.

 

[Moges]

Awesome awesome news! Mazel Tov!

 

[GoldDustWoman]

Congratulations, Dan!

Don't nice things happen in threes?

Now, go get a puppy, or a really sweet lottery ticket, or take in a small needy adorable child, or something!

 

[dkois]

The third thing will be that you finally meet me.

At your wedding in London.

Congratulations!

xoxo
Dan

 

[Dunford]

This is even more awesome.

Jesus, Dan, it's like the last episode of a sitcom. An appointment to London? An engagement? What's next?

Nonetheless, congratulations.

 

[PairOfSox]

I am signing this of my own free will.

Last year Dan MADE me sign his birthday thread.

I'm only signing this because I was like.. holy crap, Dominique is so hot and smart. So really I'm congratulating her, sorta.

Seriously Dan, the only way to marry is hot and smart. Way to go.

Also she's really nice.

I'm jealous. I totally want to marry her.