Harold Night? Yes, that's it!

[PorterMason]

How can we make NYC bus service faster?

--Make the buses fly.
--Run red lights.
--Exit at the back of the bus.

--Go to UCBT Harold Night at the new space at 307 W 26th?
Yes, that's it!


(Forgive me if I didn't get this Metro sign exactly right. Anyone know the wording verbatim? It is a favorite of mine. Anyhow, as long as we're in these parentheses, what say we all make some reservations and then go to Harold night this Thursday? I'll post the lineup below.)

8pm
The Syndicate
(the debut of) The Rrrrrockets

9:30pm
My Kickass Van
Optimist International

Yes, that's it!

 

[PorterMason]

Stand clear of:

-mad dogs
-speeding cars
-closing train doors

-not going to Harold night

 

[Dyna Moe]

THE RRRRROCKETS!
If you love me (or ice cream) you'll come see us.

 

[Alex]

RRRRRADICAL!

Come and see how new teams fuck-up our new theatre, besides no one will have to sit on the floor... there's plenty of room to stand.

 

[Chris Kula]

Advance Harold Night Highlights 4/3/03

8 p.m.

John Reynolds (to Molly Prather's sex-obsessed pet store clerk): Actually, just the iguana.

The Syndicate's "Moving into the Real World house" group game, complete with Calhoun's "Guys, there's a Gristedes next door."

The Rrrrrockets intro to Dire Straits' "Walk of Life"

Eli Newell: They're in the rafters! (back line cues "Flight of the Valkyries")

Dyna Moe's Portugese cobbler stranded in Flint, Michigan ("I would guess, then ... 'contempt'!")

 

[PorterMason]

Ack! Chris! Jesus, man, don't give away the farm!

If you give away all the highlights, there'll be no motivation to come see the shows! People won't pay $5 for context!

Oh Chris Kula, you may have just RUINED Harold night! GagagaGOOEY!

 

[jeffcampbell]

Thanks!

Thanks to everyone who came out to Harold night tonight. The Rrrrrockets had a great time. McKeel suffered only the slightest of concussions and is/will be recovering nicely. Even though 1 minute from now I will be embarrassed by this lame closing , I will use it anyway:

Love and Rrrrrockets,

Campbell

 

[jeffcampbell]

Love and Rrrrrockets??? I'm such a total dork. Thanks again for coming. You know who you are/will be.

 

[Dyna Moe]

Thanks for the heads up on tonight's highlights... I have a couple hours to get my cobbling specifics and Portuguese accent perfected (without practice, any accent I do becomes Russian at some point)

I second your nomination

D

 

[Buster]

Apparently I didn't have any highlights tonight.

I apologize for not bringing my A game....I did think my "i totally beat you at putt-putt" line was good, but apparently it wasn't. Perhaps I jumped the walk-on, who knows?

Overall, it was still a good show though....and the Rrrrrockets were awesome, so come CHECK IT OUT!

 

[tanouye]

Host Anthony King was hilarious too.

Too bad it was so crowded the only seat I could get was behind a column. I'll be sure to make reservations next week.

 

[jeffcampbell]

I'm glad that you have heeded my rrrrrecommendation, Tanouye. Too bad fate has locked you in to a powerless state of inability to make a rrrrreservation.

 

[Chris Kula]

9:30 p.m.

The game of Jane Borden repeatedly slapping Porter Mason's Hungarian uncle character. Awesome commitment: she didn't even say a word in the second or third beats, just went right to the slapping, and we all knew who/what/where.

Rob Webber: Oh, but I would ride a Miata...
Tarik Davis (shrugs, licks ice cream cone): Every man has his price ... Bryce.

Optimist International's "Close Encounters" opening, with Chris Gethard as "Drunk Robert Shaw"

Terry Jinn: Eels? Ohh, eels!