Whornado-
Matt- "Aw! And Vanderbilt! I mean that's a safety school at best", and "come on, you saw worse when you were born"
Dan- "If you don't milk a Cow, it will explode."
The Scam-
Jesse "Son, we need to talk, your Mother found a Big Gulp full of used condoms in your bedroom"
Jeff- I don't want to be rude, but
Tara- YOU'RE BEING RUDE!
Eddie +Risa's semi gibberish scenes
Tara- "Honey, you forgot your boombox!"
Erik- "If you do not have a boner, one will be assigned to you"