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PROLOGUE: NEW TEAM TUESDAY 4/15/03
Tuesday:
Polyunsaturated Walk-ons:
Homeless Ex-stockbroker 1: "This shirt made me millions ... and lost me 10 millions."
Homeless Ex-stockbroker 2: "This shirt reminds me of your wife."
Nurse (to confused doctor): "Scalpel?"
Chief Doctor: "Don't help him!"
Doctor: "That's not very supportive..."
Patient: "Should I be awake for this?"
Man escaping from death row: "I hope the Warden doesn't come by ... this is the time he usually goes walking."
DJ Tanner:
The opening: "10,000 funny looking ostriches in a room."
Sober Waiter (refusing to serve drunk waiter): "You know the rules here at T.G.I."
Irate Driver: "Hey, I'm trying to drive here!"
Pilot: "I just landed my Harrier to pick up this old lady."
Tuesday:
Polyunsaturated Walk-ons:
Homeless Ex-stockbroker 1: "This shirt made me millions ... and lost me 10 millions."
Homeless Ex-stockbroker 2: "This shirt reminds me of your wife."
Nurse (to confused doctor): "Scalpel?"
Chief Doctor: "Don't help him!"
Doctor: "That's not very supportive..."
Patient: "Should I be awake for this?"
Man escaping from death row: "I hope the Warden doesn't come by ... this is the time he usually goes walking."
DJ Tanner:
The opening: "10,000 funny looking ostriches in a room."
Sober Waiter (refusing to serve drunk waiter): "You know the rules here at T.G.I."
Irate Driver: "Hey, I'm trying to drive here!"
Pilot: "I just landed my Harrier to pick up this old lady."