Harold Night Highlights 3/27/03

[Chris Kula]

Hey, remember Harold Night?

New Team Harold

Erika Kern's French accent -- super cool ("soup-air coo-ell")

Girl Whose Name Escapes Me: It is me ... Jesus!
Julie Tudor: Oh, I thought you were my optometrist Dr. Feinglass.
Girl: (beat) I have many names!

8 p.m.

The DILLINGER debut -- so many great moments (starting right from their great intro to the O'Jays' "Love Train")

Zach Woods: Get the brew crew together 'cause I've got a good one...

(Erik Tanouye's father character tells Sarah Burns-as-his-daughter that she's not getting her allowance)

Burns: Dad, I looked up a word last week and that word was "pariah."
Tanouye: Okay, then you can take a dollar from the vocabulary jar.


Katty Biscone: Dude, check out my skis.
Betsy Stover: Dude, check out my gun.
Joe O'Brien: Dudes, check out my rake.
(Julie Brister then turns it into a "ski/gun/rake-off")
Brister: Gun wins!

O'Brien's pre-mixed cocktails

Brister: I've even got the court papers that prove it -- you're my mother.
Gideon Evans: But I'm a dude!

 

[Drifter Luke]

Dillinger was rocking it out.
From the rapidly aging Sarah Burns to Joe Wengerts "consumption" initiation and Risa's "It's a duel, I say, a duel" and Tanouye's much loved "vocabulary jar" scene. It was awesome.

If you missed it you should be shot.

 

[kate]

risa pulling out the handkerchief from her pocket.

sarah burns: "in new york city, being old is the new black"



i also enjoyed the dancing alter boys.

 

[spacedani]

Mother's "Mindy" scene, Eason chasing after the car, and Manzoukas running over Eason & Daly at the bus stop.

 

[PatBaer]

Random Moments of funny:

"Oooo... Dungeons and Dragons! Lets Play!"

Angeliki's sad girl who just wants to get laid.

"We're not in fire squad for the t-shirts!"


Daly as the Italian father.

 

[icouldbewrong]

The skis/gun/rake scene (and Julie's justification of it) was one of the most hilarious things ever!!!!!!!!

 

[Sean Conroy]

fuck seizure

you ever heard of dead wood?

:up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

 

[Sean Conroy]

by the way, i know i am quoting my own show, but i didn't say either of those things

so is that allowed Kula?

 

[Chris Kula]

Sean, that's fine.

I'd quote some great PCR lines, but I didn't listen.

Instead, here's another Dillingem:

Anthony King, in mid-breakup, gives trick can of peanuts to Risa Sang-urai; snakes explode from can. Risa holds face of heartbreak and anguish for a solid 10 seconds.

Antny (sobbing): They weren't real peanuts.

 

[billyhc]

During Dillinger's first ever(!) group game, after Sarah had been silnetly dawdling around the stage while Erik gave Lennon her allowance lecture, she finally breaks out: "I looked up a word last night and that word was pariah."

I'm addicted to characters who can be so awkward and yet so graceful simultaneously.


New Team Harold 4 Eva!,
Billy

 

[DeManti]

Billy Merritt: "Fuck! That's my chair, you fuck! ... Oh shit, it's Blindo!"

-angela

 

[Purnell]

BLAM!

great night.

 

[Eric Appel]

It's the five year anniversary of Kula LOVING New Team Harold!