harold night highlights! 11/25

[natalieshort]

Good Harold night. Let's talk about it.

Bastian: I wish I had a Martian chair but I think my favorite moment was the principal calling the stepdad about yearbook photos.

The Fucking Kennedys: I see nate smith's "sexy woman" every time I close my eyes. :nervous:
Brian Berrebbi

By the way, anyone else notice Brandon Gardner let his guns get some fresh air last night?

 

[Toastface]

Bastian's martian chairs
Law Firm's Tree doin layups
Ragnarock's action hero group game

 

[Ilya]

Whorenado's mermaid scenes and the Mexican snuff actress on Inside the Actor's Studio

Law Firm's ethnically confused trips around the world, Dominic being "demoted through media"

Ragnarock's paparazzi opening, the action hero firefighter group game, period cartwheels

Bastian's sensational chairwork, "I propose a competition" - "It's basically a walking contest"

 

[chelsea]

" yeah, I want to have sex, I don't want you put your egg on the bed"- achilles
"how about the italian half of you makes me dinner"- christine

 

[B-Ram]

Whorenado:
Fisher pimping Christine into her goth poem.
Christine then performing the goth poem. "BLACK. MY BLOOD."
Corey's Sasquatch initiation in 2nd group game.
Paul's lunch delivering mom who refused to explain to her son why she was in the middle of the woods.
The entire group instantaneously singing "Kiss The Girl" as soon as they saw Achilles morosely rowing a boat.