Hey Brian!
What's the deal? We're never at the same auditions anymore! The old Schneider-Huskey combo! The old one-two!
Plus, I've been hanging out outside your apartment and it's like just when I think you notice I'm out there all the lights go out and pretty soon a police car comes gliding along! What's up with that? Weird!
Happy birthday! Let me know when I can come over and paint a tryptich of our friendship on your living room wall!
-Chris!