Damn you, weekend birthdays.
Zach Woods! Happy (belated) birthday! I hope your day was a fine one.
You are very sweet and very smart, and I remember you did a scene about a stereo store in that Delaney class, and I thought to myself: He is very funny, but needs to be two years older and get a haircut. And you've done both of those things! Now you are perfect. Please do not age further, as you fit my paradigm of hilarity to a tee.
Your friend,
Erin