Happy Birthday, Will Hines!

#8
Will Hines pretended not to notice me when I spotted him shopping for second-hand badminton racquets last week. "It's not that you or badminton that embarrasses me," he said, pocketing a pack of Wrigley's Doublemint after serving up two sticks. "It's just I want to get out of here toot sweet before Kevin [Hines] sees me. It's his favorite thrift shop and I happen to owe him a fiver". Upon begrudgingly accepting a 20 of mine Will shrugged, "I suppose I am a bit light on shuttlecocks".

Happy Birthday Will Hines!
 
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goldfish boy

Otium cum dignitate
#13
Sun is shining in the sky. There ain't a cloud in sight. It stopped raining. Everybody's in a play, and don't you know it's a beautiful new day? Hey! Strolling down the avenue, see how the sun shines brightly in the city, over streets where once was pity. Mr. Birthday is living here today!

Mr. Will Hines, please tell us why you had to hide your birthday so long?
Where did IRC go wrong?

Have a great year, Mr. secret birthday.
 

plastictree

Drinking Coffee
#14
Will is the kind of person who you want to be your friend - am I right? Don't you just wanna be friends with him? I do.

Happy Birthday!
 

Erin

Belle of Kilronan
#16
Happy birthday, Will Hines.

I hope you took the day off from work so you could sleep in, snuggling up with your guide horse.

 
#20
I stopped posting on these birthday threads a long while back - but I suppose I can make an exception for you.

Happy Birthday. Can you use your birthday wish to gain the ability to look into the future one time, and then use that ability to check what the weather will be like next weekend.

Or I can just check the extended forecast on weather.com
 
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