Happy Birthday, Tess! (Tara Maher)
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Tara,
Or as they called you on the strongest of islands, "ta-uh", i just want to say yuh the funniest, and most awesomest eva. Doesn't matta if wuh goin fuh slicez at Vinny's or fuh Bagels at "And Let There Be Bagels" or "Bagels 'n' a Hole Lot More", or at "The Bagel Court" (in fronna da Nassau Counny Courthouse...I can't buhlieve yuh rear ended that cop!), yuh always make it a good time. Remembuh that time I slipped and fell in front of Everything Yogurt at Roosevelt Field? So embarrassing. Anyway, yuh like a sista, and I wanna say "Happy Birthday" and look forward to meetin' yuh one day!
Or as they called you on the strongest of islands, "ta-uh", i just want to say yuh the funniest, and most awesomest eva. Doesn't matta if wuh goin fuh slicez at Vinny's or fuh Bagels at "And Let There Be Bagels" or "Bagels 'n' a Hole Lot More", or at "The Bagel Court" (in fronna da Nassau Counny Courthouse...I can't buhlieve yuh rear ended that cop!), yuh always make it a good time. Remembuh that time I slipped and fell in front of Everything Yogurt at Roosevelt Field? So embarrassing. Anyway, yuh like a sista, and I wanna say "Happy Birthday" and look forward to meetin' yuh one day!
You guys! Thank you!
Lynn, to be quite honest, this tender underbelly you choose to reveal in birthday threads is really quite unappealing and a bit disturbing. A little less sentiment would be less confusing for me.
Dan, oh my Gah! I woulda thanked you soonah but I spent mosta tha aftanoon talkin' Gina Papardello off a ledge. Vin had lipstick on his memba again and she LAWST it. Yeah, beers soon faw shewa.
Kirk, I enjoy our non-awkward conversations. We's just like the peas and carrots of conversation because whenever I bring up abortion and religion you swat them down like insolent children. I look forward to another interlude.
Purnell, truer comments were never written. Thank you for the birthday wishes and for being so smart.
Katie, thanks lady! I just got back from the salon and am sporting new foxy chocolate birthday hair. We'll have to hit the town before my roots grow in!
Jon, while your birthday wish had the word asshole in it.., I know that it came from a place just as sweet as Apple jacks milk. Thanks!
This birthday I am grateful for the new new friends I have made through the UCB and the IRC. You're all a little weird and that's ok.
Tara
Lynn, to be quite honest, this tender underbelly you choose to reveal in birthday threads is really quite unappealing and a bit disturbing. A little less sentiment would be less confusing for me.
Dan, oh my Gah! I woulda thanked you soonah but I spent mosta tha aftanoon talkin' Gina Papardello off a ledge. Vin had lipstick on his memba again and she LAWST it. Yeah, beers soon faw shewa.
Kirk, I enjoy our non-awkward conversations. We's just like the peas and carrots of conversation because whenever I bring up abortion and religion you swat them down like insolent children. I look forward to another interlude.
Purnell, truer comments were never written. Thank you for the birthday wishes and for being so smart.
Katie, thanks lady! I just got back from the salon and am sporting new foxy chocolate birthday hair. We'll have to hit the town before my roots grow in!
Jon, while your birthday wish had the word asshole in it.., I know that it came from a place just as sweet as Apple jacks milk. Thanks!
This birthday I am grateful for the new new friends I have made through the UCB and the IRC. You're all a little weird and that's ok.
Tara