Happy Birthday LYNN BIXENSPAN!

[MotorDolly]

Happy Birthday! Yay! I hope today is a rrriot and that the world moves today at 45 speed only.

In your honor, I have created the like, most raddest zine. It's completely scratch-'n-sniff, has at least ninety-three 7" reviews, has some awesome tips on watering your plants with menstrual blood, and has an awesome column on the correlation between, racism, classism, misogyny & home made soap. But it's like, only available at Spider's Stash Record Store in Boytenville, Idaho. Hurry! They only have 18 copies left!

Happy Birthday!

 

[jomama]

Yay friendly lady!
Birthday joy!!

 

[Regan]

Happy Birthday Lynn! I'm having a party for you tonight at the old, abandoned amusement park where those kids disappeared exactly 40 years ago today! I am anticipating absolutely no hijinx to ensue whatsoever! Also, I am a talking dog!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[goldfish boy]

Happy birthday, Lynn! Have a great year.

 

[Stanny!]

You're the Lynniest! Happy birthday!

 

[John_Frusciante]

The good news: I got Bikini Kill to record a song for your birthday.
The bad news: They're going to make me stand in the back when they perform it.

Happy Birthday,


John.

PS -- My love for Toby Vail continues unrequited.

 

[ProfessorKirk]

Nah.

 

[Purnell]

sure!

 

[qnarf]

happy yes day birth yay.

 

[El Jefe]

Rawk!

Happy birthday!

 

[Mo Nose]

happy birthday, twinkle. that's what i call you when you aren't listening.

 

[Hal Phillips]

 

[SRONCE]

I commend you on your birth. GOOD JOB.

 

[Geek Chic]

a little late--but i hope it was the happiest!

 

[MichelleD]

yes indeed!

 

[Jenmac]

Oh hey! My super strict dad said you and Claudia and Stacey could come over for a pizza party! I got one of our associate members to take your job at the Prezzioso's, so you're all set!
:love: