Happy Birthday Korowitz!
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Rachibald MacLeish,
Remember when you were about to turn 26 and you were all worried about it? You didn't know if the other 26-year-olds were going to want to talk to you or if your clothes were cool enough or if you'd ever fit in? Well, honey, you did it! Turned out a lot of those 26-year-olds who seemed so mean just wanted to get to you know you and didn't know how to go about it! Congratulations, Rachel, on acing your 26th year!
Good luck being 27. That one's a bitch.
Remember when you were about to turn 26 and you were all worried about it? You didn't know if the other 26-year-olds were going to want to talk to you or if your clothes were cool enough or if you'd ever fit in? Well, honey, you did it! Turned out a lot of those 26-year-olds who seemed so mean just wanted to get to you know you and didn't know how to go about it! Congratulations, Rachel, on acing your 26th year!
Good luck being 27. That one's a bitch.
Rachel K., you've always struck me as a lass who was freakishly transported through time from the Algonquin Hotel c. 1926 to the present day. I think that's a compliment. It's definitely intended to be a compliment, but maybe it didn't work, but anyway I'm obviously not someone who's ever been within a hundred feet or 38 years or the minimum raconteurial requirements of the Algonquin round table, so I'll just say happy birthday, have a wonderful year, and thanks for dragging me out to a bar in LIC.
Hey Stan!
Remember when I said to you, "Who's Floofy?" and you were like, "I think it's someone we know"?
I HAVE JUST NARROWED IT DOWN TO EITHER KATHERINE, KIRSTEN OR REENIE!
(ALSO, APPARENTLY THE GIRLS HAVE "PUBERTY SUITS"! DON'T KNOW WHAT PUBERTY SUITS ARE, BUT I WILL BE MANNING THE MONITOR BANK UNTIL THEY PUT THEM ON! I SHOULD STOP SCREAMING THIS! Dude, bring some Maker's to the jack den tonight.)
Remember when I said to you, "Who's Floofy?" and you were like, "I think it's someone we know"?
I HAVE JUST NARROWED IT DOWN TO EITHER KATHERINE, KIRSTEN OR REENIE!
(ALSO, APPARENTLY THE GIRLS HAVE "PUBERTY SUITS"! DON'T KNOW WHAT PUBERTY SUITS ARE, BUT I WILL BE MANNING THE MONITOR BANK UNTIL THEY PUT THEM ON! I SHOULD STOP SCREAMING THIS! Dude, bring some Maker's to the jack den tonight.)
Floofy - Reenie is a woman who posts to the IRC. I find her fascinating in her plainspoken sincerity and honesty. The reason I named her as a roommate of yours was that I didn't want to make too much personal information public, like the fact that you are three lithe and voluptuous women in your mid- to late-twenties sharing a three bedroom apartment in Queens (258 Hawthorne St, #26F); that anyone can get into said apartment via the fire exit door facing 23rd Street which doesn't latch, then through the half door that used to be where tenants left their shoes to be shined; or the address of the jack den (185 5th in Brooklyn), where a lot of improvisors watch the live feeds from the hidden monitors Stan, Gethard and I set up. By adding the third, unconnected name, I was confusing anyone who didn't know all of this already.
Fretty - Please stay on topic.
Fretty - Please stay on topic.
Mr. Kwako – You neglect to mention the jaunty Canarsie log cabin (47 57th Road) in which we conspire to overthrow the “internets” while clothed entirely and only in Grey’s Papaya hot dog buns. Subsequently, your bluster regarding secret access are all for naught. I say, “Muahahahahaha,” to you, good sir.
Fretty – Please stay on topic.
Fretty – Please stay on topic.