Happy Birthday Justin Lang

[DrWimpy]

Hey Justin do you remember June 16 last year when you were sitting on the sidewalk in front of UCB and this guy that looked kinda like Santa Claus, a vaguely menacing Santa Claus, walked past and then circled back. Maybe a homeless Santa impersonator. Possibly a mugger using the innocent appearance of an off season Santa to lull recent arrivals into a false sense of security before molesting them?

Well he sent you a message:

Happy Birthday, Justin!


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[Purnell]

Hope it's a great one, Justin


(oooh, was that an address or a signature? extra commas and missing carriage returns tickle the mind! lazy typing games abound!)

 

[MarkOn10th]

Happy Birthday Boyeeee.

Best Wishes,

Mark

 

[Fultron]

Justin, thanks for keeping me on my toes. And for not slicing me with your katana blade. Peace! Josh

 

[Alison]

Happy Birthday, Sweetheart! You lift things for me around the theater when they are bigger than I am. Ooooh. Sexxxxy.

 

[Mofo1016]

Justin Lang, you son of a bitch. Red Sox won. I'll give that to you. Arrgh!

Happy Birthday, pal.

-Mo

 

[MattCoats]

happy birthday justin!

 

[Gymngirl96]

Hey Justin!

Happy Birthday! Hope you have an awesome day

--Alix

 

[Joree]

Make a wish!

Justin!!! You make me look forward to thursday nights!!! You are my hero!

Happy Happy HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

--Joree