Happy birthday, Tanouye! Hello, HA-WAAAA-YA??? Don't sleep in the subway, baby. I wouldn't want you to come to any (Sarah) harm(er). For a birthday present you can buy yourself a second tank of coffee so you can wear them on your back like scuba gear. OK, I'm out of references. I guess I don't know you as well as I thought I did. Well, there was that sketch class. Imagine I made an insider joke about something that happened in that class, like maybe your plant thing. Oh, well, have a great year.
- the medical examiner
"Aloha nui means goodbye"
-B. Wilson/V.D. Parks