I would like to wish you a happy birthday, but unfortunately the computer told me that you are a communist mutant member of the Illuminati and that I therefore must execute you and your five clones. I am sorry if this causes you any inconvenience.
Even with the MASSIVE hangover, 2008 was on of the best birthdays ever.
(mikelibrarian, no problem. Of course, as an Illuminati I had back up clones. Oh, and knowledge of the Illuminate is at least Green clearance... zap...)
Happy birthday, sorry I missed the party, millions of tiny organisms conspired against me. I will try to remember to make you an object-work gift in class next week.