Happy Birthday Brandon

DrWimpy

Not too sure.
#1
In indelible Afgani election ink on my trusty right hand I have written:

"The hand that shook Brandon's hand"

Happy Birthday Brandon


btw - it's also Nudie's birthday, but since Nudie has never posted, screw you Nudie...
 

Erin

Belle of Kilronan
#2
Happy birthday, B-Cal. What's with the rub-a-dub-bum-rub-down?

You won't read this until tomorrow, so I won't bother getting sentimental or "sincere."

I hope you have a good day. Sorry I will be out of town for most of it.

Happy birthday!

Love,
E-Foli
 

MarkOn10th

What do I do?
#3
Brandon,

I like it when you improv climb through windows. That's my favorite.

Happy Birthday!

Don't Mess With Calhoun!

Best wishes,

Mark
 
R

Rory

Guest
#4
I'm happy to say all the negative hype about you is incorrect and I fully endorse your birthday.
 
#10
Happy Birthday Brandon!

For a birthday present, I will give you a vacation-from your adorable puppy, that is! She can come stay with me for a while!
 

Dunford

Among Men, Dunford
#12
Always a pleasure to wish a fellow Texan a happy birthday.

Wait a second.

I've only been in Texas once.

nevermind.

Happy birthday, then.
 
#16
A more generous, kind-hearted, hilarious, Ben Affleck seem-alike, you will never find.
Happy Belated Birthday Brandon. I think you're wonderful.

-Zach
 
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