Gosh, could this happen again?

Trout

I'd rather be napping.
#41
Liepis: Call me when you get a life.

Guitar: Double stop bend this: Why you GOTTA be a dick?

Others: How about this weather, huh?
 
#42
Originally posted by Trout
Liepis: Call me when you get a life.

Guitar: Double stop bend this: Why you GOTTA be a dick?

Others: How about this weather, huh?
Liepis: You are wise, sir. Also, call me when you get those "Get A Life" DVDs.

Trout: Lick this crotch area: Why you gotta BE a dick?

Others: Gonna get cold tonight. Dress warmly.
 

Trout

I'd rather be napping.
#43
Liepis: What's the matter? Cat got your tounge? NO I DID NOT! (Yes, I did!)

Guitar: Now, come on! Why you gotta be SUCH a dick? You don't know know from licking crotch. That is to say, you don't know from eating pussy. AGAIN, NO I DID NOT! (Again, yes I did!)

Others: I don't own any clothes. Just sunglasses. Awhile back, my nickname was Shades. Good times.

Seriously? I gotta go look out the window for awhile.
 
#47
I was just talking about this thread! This is IRC karaoke! A cat, a guitar, and "Liepis" pretending to be IRC posters.

But, I agree, I'm absolutely positively not funny. That's why I'm trying my hand at rock star. (In fact, I view this as somewhat of an intervention.)

Q: Is this an intervention?
 
#48
Originally posted by Dan Dunford
If it does in fact turn out to be karaoke, can I reserve a whack at "Cracklin' Rosie?"
Ludwig did that song (to much applause) in the 2001 Enormous TV show. So...uh...no.

(It ain't karaoke anyways, dude!)

-Terry
 

Trout

I'd rather be napping.
#52
Serchuk: I'm going to go take a nap. Wake me up when someone actually makes you the referee.

Honestly? I am way overdue for a treat.
 
#53
Trout -- your cantankerous nature can't match the sweet sounds of Guitar.

Your ad hominem attacks are as tiresome as referring to this life-affirming evening as karaoke.

In a fight Guitar beats Trout. It is simple physics. Guitar lands on Trout. Advantage Guitar. Trout tries to scratch Guitar -- electrocution. Advantage Guitar.

Trout ceases to exist. Advantage ALL.
 

Trout

I'd rather be napping.
#54
Liepis: I was trying to read your last post but I got distracted by a plastic ball with a bell in it. Said ball - far more interesting than said post.

Others: I am so cute. Scratch my tummy! Can't scratch Guitar's tummy... unless you are Terry Jinn and then you scratch it and make beautiful music. (See -- Jinn, I like!)

Truth time? Under the bed is fun for me.
 

Trout

I'd rather be napping.
#57
Guitar: I do poop in a box. What of it?

Others - especially one Mr. Terry Jinn: I was willing to bury the hatchet with Guitar until he said ALL I do is poop in a box. That is borderline absurd.

Dose of reality? My owner is pretty.
 
#58
Your owner's beauty has nothing to do with your poor attitude...and the box pooping.

Guitar's owner is rakishly handsome...AS IS GUITAR.

This fight cannot end as it is a righteous one. The good will prevail...and Guitar is good...and good for you.
 
#60
Journal excerpt from an alternate universe...

4/20/03 - Rehearsal at UltraSound



Things are sounding more comfortable. For example, P. and D. started belting out their lyrics, and it sounded much better.

I broke a string, but not a high E string, but rather the wound D string. Someone said I was rocking too hard! I guess so!

B. couldn't make the rehearsal, but we tried to run through her song anyway. Man...it's tough. Lots of weird timing issues. We'll have to schedule her again.

K. is ready to go. I growl at the end of one of her songs. (Somehow she has finagled two short songs instead of one.) I dunno if I will do it during the show, but we'll see. Boy, I do like that solo. Angus Young impression.

The band seems tight. Only 3 more weeks to go.




Saturday, May 10th at the Bitter End...coming up soon.

-Terry
 
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