Gosh, could this happen again?
- Thread starter TerryJ
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The Whimsical Entertainment Corporation of America presents
Terry Jinn's Enormous Television 2
"32 Years - A Rock and Roll Revue"
Starring:
jessica allen
crystal bahmaie
aaron bergeron
katty biscone
owen burke
jeff campbell
jonathan cousins
james eason
dannah feinglass
jake fogelnest
brian fountain
kimmy gatewood
john gemberling
sharon hardy
marc liepis
shannon manning
leslie meisel
doug moe
eli newell
shannon o'neill
oliver ralli
mary regan
sam riegel
eleanor russell
paul scheer
andrew secunda
eliza skinner
betsy stover
Backed by the Enormous Television Band:
jonathan cousins - bass
dan goodman - bass
brian huskey - bass
chris kula - drums
josh cohen - drums
millie cho - keyboards
dave mckeel - keyboards
brian fountain - keyboards
jon daly - saxophone
james eason - saxophone
jeff campbell - trombone
kimmy gatewood - trombone
brandy barber - backing vocals
curtis gwinn - rhythm guitar
david berman - rhythm guitar
&
terry jinn - guitar
...performing the songs of:
AC/DC
Andrew W.K.
Aerosmith
The Band
The Beatles
Bon Jovi
The Cure
David Bowie
The Donnas
Def Leppard
The Donnas
ELO
The Flaming Lips
Guns N' Roses
J. Geils Band
Heart
The Kinks
Avril Lavigne
Joe Jackson
Billy Joel
Mark Knopfler
Michelle Branch
The Rolling Stones
Santana
System of A Down
...and MORE!
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Who:
Everyone is invited!
When:
Saturday, May 10th - 10 PM
Where:
THE BITTER END
147 Bleecker Street
New York City
Website:
http://www.bitterend.com/
$7 cover charge
FAQ #37.5
Q: "I just wanna see Jinn bite the head off a live seal." asks David Berman of Manhattan
A: No seals will be harmed at this show. A cat might be sacrificed, however. (For your sins.) A cat named 'Trout'.
Q: "Terry, can you reconsider on the Neil Diamond issue? Perhaps you can force Brian Fountain to do 'I Am, I Said.'" asks Dan Dunford of Albany, NY
A: Sowwy folks. You will not get the 'feel of Neil' this time. Brian Fountain would only sing "Sweet Caroline" anyway, and he is not going to sing that song. Besides, no Ludwig...no Neil.
Q: "Is this a party or a show?" asks Terry Jinn of Brooklyn
A: It's a show, dude. Everyone is invited. Why you gotta be a dick?
Q: "I ain't no dick...besides, you just asked me a question in your answer." asks Terry Jinn of Brooklyn
A: You just answered my question in your question!
Q: "Why you gotta be a dick? asks Terry Jinn of Brooklyn
A: Fair question.
-Terry
Q: "I just wanna see Jinn bite the head off a live seal." asks David Berman of Manhattan
A: No seals will be harmed at this show. A cat might be sacrificed, however. (For your sins.) A cat named 'Trout'.
Q: "Terry, can you reconsider on the Neil Diamond issue? Perhaps you can force Brian Fountain to do 'I Am, I Said.'" asks Dan Dunford of Albany, NY
A: Sowwy folks. You will not get the 'feel of Neil' this time. Brian Fountain would only sing "Sweet Caroline" anyway, and he is not going to sing that song. Besides, no Ludwig...no Neil.
Q: "Is this a party or a show?" asks Terry Jinn of Brooklyn
A: It's a show, dude. Everyone is invited. Why you gotta be a dick?
Q: "I ain't no dick...besides, you just asked me a question in your answer." asks Terry Jinn of Brooklyn
A: You just answered my question in your question!
Q: "Why you gotta be a dick? asks Terry Jinn of Brooklyn
A: Fair question.
-Terry
Not to harp on this too much, but I'd really like to see some Neil Diamond-type entertainment at this event. Is there a chance that whoever is singing the songs of, say, System Of A Down, could possibly Diamond-ize up their performance (rhinestones, fist pumping, pompadour hairdo, substitute the lyrics to "(They Come To) America" while singing the harmony from "Toxicity")?
Landmark
I think all legal scholars...and especially false ones like myself remember the watershed case of Trout v. Guitar 1978.
In a 8-1 decision, the Supreme Court found for Guitar on the grounds that it rocks. In a dissenting opinion, Justice Rehnquist added that Trout is fluffy albeit ill mannered.
The standards of that case are felt every day -- for example -- which is cooler -- Floyd from Dr. Teeth's Muppet Show band or Garfield? I thought so.
Jimmy Page or Morris the Cat? Again, no contest.
Guitar will always top Trout. Always.
I think all legal scholars...and especially false ones like myself remember the watershed case of Trout v. Guitar 1978.
In a 8-1 decision, the Supreme Court found for Guitar on the grounds that it rocks. In a dissenting opinion, Justice Rehnquist added that Trout is fluffy albeit ill mannered.
The standards of that case are felt every day -- for example -- which is cooler -- Floyd from Dr. Teeth's Muppet Show band or Garfield? I thought so.
Jimmy Page or Morris the Cat? Again, no contest.
Guitar will always top Trout. Always.