Get Sean Taylor a date!

Maddy

Maddy

Shark
#61
#61
M. Weinachten said:
Oh, nothing. Shockwave just means that she looks as though she's been cruelly beaten by the withering ravages of time and copious sexual partners. You know, like every chick who's 29.
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Oh. Just checking. I was pretty sure he was saying all women, like me, who get to the extremely advanced age of 29 look like hell. Thanks for clearing that up, Tony.
 
rroach1115

rroach1115

Active Member
#62
#62
I pick Kelly, I think that would be Sean's best bet in picking her. But if you should pick "Friendly Fran" instead, since she likes to have fun in a paper box then she might want to have fun with you in a pizza box.
 
S

shockwave

1 -> stink, 2 -> pink
#63
#63
Maddy said:
Oh. Just checking. I was pretty sure he was saying all women, like me, who get to the extremely advanced age of 29 look like hell. Thanks for clearing that up, Tony.
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maddy, you might be 29 but you LOOK 17, or at least 24.
 
GoldDustWoman

GoldDustWoman

difficult but worth it
#64
#64
Maddy said:
Oh. Just checking. I was pretty sure he was saying all women, like me, who get to the extremely advanced age of 29 look like hell. Thanks for clearing that up, Tony.
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shockwave said:
maddy, you might be 29 but you LOOK 17, or at least 24.
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Remind me to beat you down with my cane when I see you next, Shocky! If I don't get all tangled up in my long-sleeved cardigan sweater first!

-eh, sonny?
 
Oldog

Oldog

do
#66
#66
I would have to jump on the Meghan/Friendly Fran train as well.....spinach pie is flipping wonderful.
Kelly's cute but sounds flakey.
And Melissa appears to have broken her neck in her picture....you don't want to be pushing around a wheelchair the rest of your life.
 
Erik with a "K"

Erik with a "K"

Marcisak ("Mar-See-Sack")
#69
#69
i would like to let it be known, that my pizza day with sean taylor got cancelled so he could go on this date with this chick.

(after reading the article)
civilians.
 
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rroach1115

rroach1115

Active Member
#72
#72
What a great photo and they both look so cute together. Too bad it didn't work out for Sean. Well, at least there is hope for Erik Marcisak! All you have to do now Erik is just look on Sean's pizza calender and pick out a day that is right for you to be with Sean.
 
Erik with a "K"

Erik with a "K"

Marcisak ("Mar-See-Sack")
#73
#73
it's already booked. i have two dates. feel free to join for pizza in distant queens. One of the days we're going to a pizza place co-owned by a friend of mine from high school.
 
Rosie

Rosie

Code 4 "SASSY-ASS!"
#77
#77
M. Weinachten said:
Tee hee!

(Ask Sean to tell you the whole story which he told at VU last week... he didn't pick her!)
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YOU ask Sean to tell me what he told VU last week...

Was she a bitchy twunt? If she was than I'm disappointed in Sean and his lame depiction of the date- "she seemed very nice and well put together... dee dee doh doh derp derp". It's the New York Post for fuck's sake- if she was twunty- (or couldn't find her helmet apparently)- you should have pulled your balls out of your mothers purse and said so.

two hearts my bloody asshole- what a cunty twat face.

I'm a dating counselor- seriously.
 
Rosie

Rosie

Code 4 "SASSY-ASS!"
#79
#79
M. Weinachten said:
Sean, I think somebody has a crush on you.
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Tony, please let's not complicate things. I've finally gotten over you and I'm not ready for anything with anyone... and as you well know... I don't have any genitals- hence my enormous success as a dating counselor.
 
GoldDustWoman

GoldDustWoman

difficult but worth it
#80
#80
"Bitchy Twunt?"

Rosie can I borrow this insult for future reference? Please?

Did you make this up? It is completely fabulous. I totally have a crush on it. Seriously.
 
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