Get Kirk A Job!

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ProfessorKirk

Fujimora Shovecraft
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Things are getting a little tight around here, and I figure if the good people of the IRC can get Sean Taylor a date and a pizza journal, someone should have a hot tip for employment.

I've got experience in editing and proofreading, especially in the financial industry, can type super fast, and know my way around the office pretty well.

Anyone? In exchange for a job, I'll buy you a milkshake.
 
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Dave McKeel

Saggihilarious
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Kirk,

Temp agencies are God's gift to the lazy:

Personnel Express -- 212-818-9030
Kelly Services -- 212-785-5803
Core Staffing -- (don't have the # on me but they're in the book)
Atrium Staffing -- (look 'em up)

Feel free to drop my name at any of these places.

-dam
 
ChrisGrace

ChrisGrace

incandescent dishrag
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Oops

Kirk, I replied in the wrong spot. But since this is your thread, if you know how to build web pages, PM me. We need freelancers every so often.
 
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ProfessorKirk

Fujimora Shovecraft
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Thanks for the phone numbers, Dave and Rosemary. I appreciate it.

And Chris, sorry, I don't have the skills for building websites, but thanks for the offer.
 
GoldDustWoman

GoldDustWoman

difficult but worth it
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Update Graphics/Legal

212-921-2200

Tell them I sent you (most important! There is money to be had in this.) Send resumes to both divisions.
 
LuluB

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
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GoldDustWoman said:
Update Graphics/Legal

212-921-2200

Tell them I sent you (most important! There is money to be had in this.) Send resumes to both divisions.
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my friend jen hopper works as one of their graphics recruters (she's a sweetheart). i used to work for the legal department but i wouldn't drop my name, i don't think they liked me very much.

erika
 
rroach1115

rroach1115

Active Member
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Kirk, I just recently sent you a job lead and I hope it's a job that may be of some interest to you. Please let me know if you need any further assistance regarding this matter because I would be glad to help you in any way I can.
 
'licious

'licious

Sparkly
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Dave McKeel said:
Kirk,

Temp agencies are God's gift to the lazy:

Personnel Express -- 212-818-9030
Kelly Services -- 212-785-5803
Core Staffing -- (don't have the # on me but they're in the book)
Atrium Staffing -- (look 'em up)

Feel free to drop my name at any of these places.

-dam
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I contacted Personnel Express last week, went in Thursday, and am working.

Thank you so much!

P.S. They love you. I did say I heard of them through you in the hope that maybe you can get some referral money.
 
LuluB

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
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rachelicious said:
I contacted Personnel Express last week, went in Thursday, and am working.

Thank you so much!

P.S. They love you. I did say I heard of them through you in the hope that maybe you can get some referral money.
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they offer no money, just love. i've been working for and refering people to them for 2 years now. still a great group of ladies. it's like having an office full of jewish aunts.
 
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ProfessorKirk

Fujimora Shovecraft
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rroach1115 said:
Congratulations Kirk on getting a new job and way to go:up:!!! So, I suppose this means you are going to buy rachelicious a milkshake.
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I'm sorry to correct you, Reenie, but the only job I got was a blowjob. I'm still unemployed like the rest of these bums. True, I've got some freelance stuff coming my way, but it's far from full-time employment.

I think Rachel meant to say the Personell people love Dave McKeel.
 
urfman

urfman

Secretly Cuban
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contact Adecco 212-509-3300.

They place people often times in very laid back offices. I worked yesterday at Scholastic proofreading online book club offers to make sure that the titles (like Chika Chika Boom Boom) were spelled right. And I kan't evene speel!

This morning I found out that Adecco has placed me long term as a fact checker and proofreader for.....

get this.....

VICTORIA SECRET!!!

Hey IRC, guess what kind of present you are getting from me this Xmas?

-fred
 
Maddy

Maddy

Shark
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urfman said:
contact Adecco 212-509-3300.
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Hey, congrats. But there is a new sticky thread at the top of the page for this kind of info now. Check it out.


This thread is now just for discussion of Kirk getting head.
 
rroach1115

rroach1115

Active Member
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ProfessorKirk said:
I'm sorry to correct you, Reenie, but the only job I got was a blowjob. I'm still unemployed like the rest of these bums. True, I've got some freelance stuff coming my way, but it's far from full-time employment.

I think Rachel meant to say the Personell people love Dave McKeel.
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Well Congrats Kirk on getting at least a blowjob! I think you need to at least change the title of this thread to, "Get Kirk A Blowjob!" then. So,who's this lucky women that gives great head, eh? If she was that great, you should a least give her name out, so at least the other men of the IRC can have a chance to have a crack at her.
 
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ProfessorKirk

Fujimora Shovecraft
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Maddy said:
This thread is now just for discussion of Kirk getting head.
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MAKO'D!!!​


rroach1115 said:
Well Congrats Kirk on getting at least a blowjob! I think you need to at least change the title of this thread to, "Get Kirk A Blowjob!" then. So,who's this lucky women that gives great head, eh? If she was that great, you should a least give her name out, so at least the other men of the IRC can have a chance to have a crack at her.
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ROACH'D!!!​
 
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