fwand's last show EVER

[Sry An]

Here are the joke reasons:

Ellie has been invited by the ruler Shahryar on a magical tour of the Arabian world of wizards, djinns, and lost lands.

Crossword word.

 

[Hal Phillips]

Twist ending:
We pull away and see that Fwand is in a snow globe held by Shannon O'Neill.

 

[TerryJ]

Twist ending:
We pull away and see that Fwand is in a snow globe held by Shannon O'Neill.

Now that's autistic!

-Terry

 

[rixtyseven]

twist ending:
fwand was really a dude the whole time

 

[gabrus53]

the hotel was a representation of the killer's mind!


identity? anyone see it?

 

[dominic dierkes]

Abre los ojos

 

[zomby sneakers]

fwand's been faking that limp since the beginning!

 

[Hal Phillips]

It turns out Bruce Willis has been Fwand the whole time.

 

[Bridgemix]

They were the ghosts of Fwand all along!

 

[Will Choy]

fwand is made of people! It's PEOPLE!!!!!

 

[SixSider]

fwand is a COOKBOOK!

 

[Lord Hatsumi]

I hope FWAND does the same show they did for their first show.

 

[benjamincanfly]

Will there be flashbacks to past shows? This is a montage special, right?

 

[Chaz]

I think that this is all a ploy to increase attendance tomorrow night. This really isn't fwand's last show.

In fact, here is proof...they are on the UCB schedule at least through April.
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/

That is, unless this I am accidently linking to a computer in an alternate universe where fwand is not breaking up. Where is Rod Sterling when you need him?

 

[kevhines]

I think that this is all a ploy to increase attendance tomorrow night. This really isn't fwand's last show.

In fact, here is proof...they are on the UCB schedule at least through April.
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/

That is, unless this I am accidently linking to a computer in an alternate universe where fwand is not breaking up. Where is Rod Sterling when you need him?

That is confusing!

This is fwand's last show with this lineup.

The remaining members plan on entertaining you throughout April.

 

[melissa go]

fwand is just like LOST.
fwand is just like string theory.

 

[Hal Phillips]

fwand

 

[Garrett]

When traveling from one point to another, fwand exists in every point in between.

 

[Zhubin]

That is confusing!

This is fwand's last show with this lineup.

The remaining members plan on entertaining you throughout April.

I've never felt so betrayed in my life.

 

[intelligentless]

Oh wait, so there will be a few more fwand shows? That's still pretty good. 5/8ths of the team for the rest of April is enough time for me to prepare myself for the heartbreak. "5/8ths" assuming each performer contributes equal amounts of awesomnage.