About 3 weeks ago, some sleazy asshole stopped me in a club called Concord and said he Knew me and called me Pat. I thought he was referencing the website, since the guy claimed to know me. Then he mentioned SNL to his friends as he laughed, saying that I looked like a girl but he couldn’t tell……….he was drunk as hell, I told him he was being an asshole, and that it was insulting. I told him if anyone of my friends said it to me. I would laugh it off but that since I didn’t know him, it was a dick move. He disagreed, he said that it wasn’t insulting……we argued about it for 25 minutes, he continued to call me Pat……He said that he worked for William Morris out of the blue, kept dropping it like it was a get out of jail card in the game of asshole. He was really drunk, I let it go, went home pissed off. He came outside all drunk and asked me to buy him a hotdog, I told him to get away from me. He stole some onions on the grill, put them in his stupid mouth and left. I felt like a pussy for not trying to beat his drunken ass into the ground. I felt like it wasn’t over, thought about him a few times here and there…….
Tonight me and 4 of my friends went to meet these hooter girls out at Koji (sushi place/bar at hollywood & highland for kareoke night. Just because they work at Hooters doesn’t mean that they are not classy. I see the douche bag in question at Koji in Hollywood & Highland. He had that disgusting, smiley face, he immediately introduced me to his friends as “Pat” and laughed..I got my beer…told him to stop, he wasn’t too drunk this time, so I explained why he was being a dick……I walked away for a minute, he started pointing me out to his friends and talking shit. I went to the outside drinking area and told my friends that I was about to go into Koji and hit him over the head with my heineken bottle. My friends had my back (so highschool, I know), and were ready to fuck this guy up. I changed my mind about breaking the bottle over his head, and decide to just walk up to him and pour a full bottle of heineken on his head…….me and two of my boys come with me, my adrenalin is fully kicked in, I’m about to pour it, some guy walks up to me and starts talking to me in the middle of it, about meeting him a few months ago. The greaseballs friends were onto it and told him I was about to do something. I walked outside again…….my friend was asking me to freestyle all night because it was kareoke night. So I was like, fuck it, I’ll get them to put on a Dre beat and I’ll rip him a new asshole on the mic……..put my name up, we get the guy to put me up right away………My boys sat down next to the mic, I started the freestyle off with “This is dedicated to Hollywood Faggots who talk a lot of shit and wear goofy ass hats”……he was wearing a kangol………..I started the rhyme, dissed the hell out of him, he was really close to me, and I was doing it all in his face…… said something like “slice you up while you suck my nut then put my dick in your mom’s butt, WHAT”, ended with “here’s the church, here’s the steeple”, and put my middle finger in his face. I don’t remember the exact rhymes but it was fluid, the whole place was up front watching me and cheering at every punchline, this guy lookd so stupid, he felt so low, it was great. Of course it’s LA so some dude was trying to get up and have me pass the mic, but I wouldn’t……….My boys stood in front of me and pushed people away. I ended the rhyme, put the mic down and walked away………the hollywood asshole picks up the mic, whiter than an albino ghost, starts to rhyme, it was like Ted Koppel was trying to rhyme, they cut the volume on him immediately, people booed him, and the whole crowd dissapeared……..It was totally out of a movie……….The dude walked away and my drunk friend said “that’s right, don’t talk shit to my boy, take your faggot ass kangol and get the fuck out of here…….he stepped up…….my friend threw his hat on the ground.
*The rest of the fight my friends told me about, because I only saw the end of it……The Douche Bag’s friend slapped my friend Matty in the head, Matty punched the guy in the face and put him in a headlock.
Two guys get on Matty and my other friend runs to push the guys off of him, and this big brawl starts. The guy who slapped Matty, had his finger in matty’s mouth like a fish hook, matty says “take your finger out of my mouth nigger before I bite it off. *the guy was white for the record*. The asshole that called me Pat accidentally hit a hooter’s girl in the face, then her two guy friends, beat the shit out of him. The asshole von douche kid that tried to grab the mic from me, started getting kicked into the ground for talking shit……….I was still in Koji, by the time I stepped outside it was like a tazmanian devil style tornado, I felt like such a bitch but It all happened so fast, people were gathered up by the glass doors, people started breaking it up…… A big 6 foot tall vase fell down and broke in half, it probably weighed 1500 pounds. My friend Matty was held up, one friend stayed with him, because he already got caught and me and my 3 friends (2 of them just got off probation) took off and called them. They got home safe, no charged pressed, Matty is banned from Hollywood & Highland. When my friends left the mall, for some reason they weren’t fully escorted and Matty spit on the guy who called me “Pat”. That guy never ever admitted to being a dick, he would just smile and laugh and when I told him to stop, he would laugh harder and keep saying it and telling me that there was nothing wrong with it and giving such lame excuses while his friends watched on and laughed “what, you don’t want to be called Pat, she’s or he’s on tv and famous.
Before I left Hollywood & Highland I was approached by this group called Trigger Point, They are having a CD release concert on Sunday, they were there for the whole thing and they asked me to open up for them at the Troubadour, I think given the circumstances, I have to. This whole thing sounds like either a stupid weird movie or a dream…….I had to
Write it down.
Tonight me and 4 of my friends went to meet these hooter girls out at Koji (sushi place/bar at hollywood & highland for kareoke night. Just because they work at Hooters doesn’t mean that they are not classy. I see the douche bag in question at Koji in Hollywood & Highland. He had that disgusting, smiley face, he immediately introduced me to his friends as “Pat” and laughed..I got my beer…told him to stop, he wasn’t too drunk this time, so I explained why he was being a dick……I walked away for a minute, he started pointing me out to his friends and talking shit. I went to the outside drinking area and told my friends that I was about to go into Koji and hit him over the head with my heineken bottle. My friends had my back (so highschool, I know), and were ready to fuck this guy up. I changed my mind about breaking the bottle over his head, and decide to just walk up to him and pour a full bottle of heineken on his head…….me and two of my boys come with me, my adrenalin is fully kicked in, I’m about to pour it, some guy walks up to me and starts talking to me in the middle of it, about meeting him a few months ago. The greaseballs friends were onto it and told him I was about to do something. I walked outside again…….my friend was asking me to freestyle all night because it was kareoke night. So I was like, fuck it, I’ll get them to put on a Dre beat and I’ll rip him a new asshole on the mic……..put my name up, we get the guy to put me up right away………My boys sat down next to the mic, I started the freestyle off with “This is dedicated to Hollywood Faggots who talk a lot of shit and wear goofy ass hats”……he was wearing a kangol………..I started the rhyme, dissed the hell out of him, he was really close to me, and I was doing it all in his face…… said something like “slice you up while you suck my nut then put my dick in your mom’s butt, WHAT”, ended with “here’s the church, here’s the steeple”, and put my middle finger in his face. I don’t remember the exact rhymes but it was fluid, the whole place was up front watching me and cheering at every punchline, this guy lookd so stupid, he felt so low, it was great. Of course it’s LA so some dude was trying to get up and have me pass the mic, but I wouldn’t……….My boys stood in front of me and pushed people away. I ended the rhyme, put the mic down and walked away………the hollywood asshole picks up the mic, whiter than an albino ghost, starts to rhyme, it was like Ted Koppel was trying to rhyme, they cut the volume on him immediately, people booed him, and the whole crowd dissapeared……..It was totally out of a movie……….The dude walked away and my drunk friend said “that’s right, don’t talk shit to my boy, take your faggot ass kangol and get the fuck out of here…….he stepped up…….my friend threw his hat on the ground.
*The rest of the fight my friends told me about, because I only saw the end of it……The Douche Bag’s friend slapped my friend Matty in the head, Matty punched the guy in the face and put him in a headlock.
Two guys get on Matty and my other friend runs to push the guys off of him, and this big brawl starts. The guy who slapped Matty, had his finger in matty’s mouth like a fish hook, matty says “take your finger out of my mouth nigger before I bite it off. *the guy was white for the record*. The asshole that called me Pat accidentally hit a hooter’s girl in the face, then her two guy friends, beat the shit out of him. The asshole von douche kid that tried to grab the mic from me, started getting kicked into the ground for talking shit……….I was still in Koji, by the time I stepped outside it was like a tazmanian devil style tornado, I felt like such a bitch but It all happened so fast, people were gathered up by the glass doors, people started breaking it up…… A big 6 foot tall vase fell down and broke in half, it probably weighed 1500 pounds. My friend Matty was held up, one friend stayed with him, because he already got caught and me and my 3 friends (2 of them just got off probation) took off and called them. They got home safe, no charged pressed, Matty is banned from Hollywood & Highland. When my friends left the mall, for some reason they weren’t fully escorted and Matty spit on the guy who called me “Pat”. That guy never ever admitted to being a dick, he would just smile and laugh and when I told him to stop, he would laugh harder and keep saying it and telling me that there was nothing wrong with it and giving such lame excuses while his friends watched on and laughed “what, you don’t want to be called Pat, she’s or he’s on tv and famous.
Before I left Hollywood & Highland I was approached by this group called Trigger Point, They are having a CD release concert on Sunday, they were there for the whole thing and they asked me to open up for them at the Troubadour, I think given the circumstances, I have to. This whole thing sounds like either a stupid weird movie or a dream…….I had to
Write it down.
