Free Optimist!

Gethard

Daaaarrrrryyyllll
#1
Hey All,
Tomorrow (Wednesday) at 7 PM, Optimist International will be rocking it out for FREE at UCB.

PLLLEASE come by and support this. You can come after work and then go get drunk right after, it's a great time slot for activities like that.

This show is really important, and we need some asses in the seats, trust me. So if you have nothing to do and you like the stylings of OI please come on down.

- Gethard
 

Gethard

Daaaarrrrryyyllll
#3
Think about it people: Usually you have to pay $5 to see Optimist International and it seems like a steal then! Now it's free! That's value. That's smart shopping.

Do what's right. Be a smart shopper.

We're also gonna have a guest or two sitting in with us. Come see the show to find who they are and see how they mix into the OI fray!

Gethard
 
#4
This sounds super awesome! So many things I like! I like Optimist International for sure. I like free things. I like guests. I like surprises. I like improvisational comedy. I like it all! Except for Jack McBrayer. Him, not so much. Yea, everything except Jack McBrayer! Yea to it all!

This show is at 7pm tonight, or so I hear!
 
#6
Also remember this extra bonus.

Students usually see us free anyway - with your student ID card. Guess what - YOU DO NOT have to use it for this show, in fact you can't, they won't except it at the box office. Now how rad is that? No cards needed - nothing needed except you! If you are reading this, i am talking to you.

I just may wear my tits on the outside of my shirt tonight...just sayin.

oh no, that will make you stay away - uhm never mind i promise I won't.
 

PatBaer

hey, that's me
#7
Holy shit.

Optimist International on a Wednesday... for free... with special guests.... and Shannon's boobies.

Get there early.... this show's gonna be packed.
 
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