Free Monkeys?

[mikelibrarian]

At 1:30 there was a listing in craigslist for an exotic pets store in Ridewood that was going out of business and was thus giving away free monkeys.

It was probably a prank and the listing is now off craigslist, and quite frankly it is just as well because the last thing this city needs is a lot of spur of the moment monkey acquirings, but it is still a very entertaining idea.

 

[mikelibrarian]

Turns out it was a hoax to harrass the owner of the phone number attached to the ad.

 

[goldfish boy]

Then where did I get all these free monkeys from?

 

[happysurge]

Yo, give 'em back. Those are my monkeys. They're not free. They were just to borrow.

 

[d_chadwick]

Crap. I was hoping to pick up a couple of monkeys to groom these parasites off my scalp. They're really good at that.