For-Real Cat Ladies Wanted

MichelleD

i declare shenanigans
#4
What is the minimum number of cats required?

Also - go to the Petco on Union Square where the cat-adoptin' ladies preside.
 
#6
I am interested in learning the minimum number of cats one must own to be a cat lady.
Greater than or equal to three

Three is borderline, but that number has a momentum that tends to carry people over the threshold.

I have four cats of my own and four ferals in my garage at the moment.
 
#8
What is the minimum number of cats required?
I felt (and was regarded by some) like a crazy cat lady when I had three; since one of them died, I feel like I lost my crazy cat lady status.

When I had two before I had three, I noticed people started sending me birthday cards with cats on them, and giving me photo books of cats as presents (which didn't completely make sense to me since I had real cats to look at - but the thought was nice).

I always figured if I were a cowboy, and the cats were horses, people would consider me very cool instead of crazy. :)
 
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Whines

prefers formal greetings
#9
The CLOM I linked to only had 2 cats, but they were big hairy enormous cats, and she was also an artist in Chinatown who paints huge phalluses in her work. She was an interesting person and thought it was fun to be interviewed.

So I'd say: anyone who's really into their cats, is interesting, and who's fine with being interviewed.
 
#13
I know a female improviser in Brooklyn with 7 cats in her apartment. I watched over her cats between Christmas & NYE a few months back while she flew out to visit her family. I'll send her the info.

I can't really say for sure that I'm hot for cat ladies, because I have trouble imagining this as well.
 

HairballofDoom

Bearded Daddio from Mars!
#17
Anyone know of any for-real cat ladies who'd be interested in being interviewed for a "Cat Lady of the Month" piece?

Here's an example of one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2bTh9hkjVA

Separately, and I must admit I have trouble imagining this, does anyone know of any guys who are hot for cat ladies?
I am totally hot for cat ladies! The goal is to get the cats on your side, if this means rubbing cat treats all over your body before seeing your fine felineaphile lady than so be it.
 
#19
Hmmm. I guess I'm a "cat lady" but I'm definitely NOT a "crazy cat lady." There is a vast canyon of difference. VAST, I tell you, simply VAST.

I do fit this other criteria: "anyone who's really into their cats, is interesting, and who's fine with being interviewed."

As long as the interviews are not being done with the goal of making people look stupid and/or laughing at them, I'd be happy to do it. Maybe someone will see that not everyone who loves animals and has the money, time, and space for more than a couple is mentally ill.

PM me! Or email to meowhouse (at) gmail.
 
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