Fine, I'll start the Harold Night Highlights, 1/17 thread.

[dcpierson]

I was unfortunately at work through America!'s and Trillion's Harolds, but got there just in time to see Cagney & Reuben killin' em.

CAGNEY:

Scully: I know this is like so suspicious.

Shelly jigging with Dominic during his abortion-clinic birthday song while SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY

and the whole "World War III"/Time Travel Denny's thing was hilarious beyond measure (no overstatement, that.)

REUBEN WILLIAMS:

Reynolds as the big brother who reads his mother's don't lists as do's

Eric breaking for sleep on his way to the other end of the giant car

Wengert: Cut to...after a planeride.


and props to Mo and Ali for keeping the show rolling, and Gibbons for making their fucking awesome (banana bread) trailer.

 

[Noah Noblit]

America:

Charlie showing up to the Defensive Driving meeting in his suit of armour. Followed by the guy and his "suit of magnets".

Sanders as the cat that scares tiny Vanessa.

The guy with the forklift.

Trillion

Nazi's chasing the surfers.

Cagney

Kirk being so excited by the suggestion, and going right into his Disney World "jousting" monologue.

Shelly and Dominic and their abortion b-day song!

Reuben

Big Rodney.

 

[Rich Sommer]

Followed by the guy and his "suit of magnets".

That would be Will McLaughlin.

The guy with the forklift.

That would be Eddie Dunn.

 

[SgtPepperZL]

CAGNEY

- Dan: If I remember correctly, this is not pie to be missed.

- Dominic: Hold on, just gotta get my frisbee.

- "Did somebody say BIRTHDAY?!!?"

REUBEN WILLIAMS

- Reynolds: Why did we come work for some one named the "whip-man?"

- Eric Scott: "I'm a concerned friend! I'm a concerned friend!"

- The noises of the different emergency phones.

- Kate getting up on the chairs as Neighbor Bob.

- Anthony as Big Rodney: "I'm big enough for the both of 'em."

 

[Zach W.]

"Let's switch gears here."
-Dominic in response to Shelly's abortion confession.

 

[jamriv]

Seeing Bob Acevedo as a sniper cracked me up.

 

[General McLean]

Glennis: "Ohhh nononononononononononono."

 

[telajewel]

AMerica: Picturing Eli being a giant compared to everyone else in malaysia

trillion: strawberry fanta with just a couple ice cubes

cagney: sorry, just grabbing my frisbee (especially when they were at denny's)

reuben williams: kate with giant chair shoes being bent over because there was a tv on her back