I'd like to formally apologize for getting drunk and then trashtalking the whole beyond improdome audience. Telling all of you that you never offered much of a challenge and all sucked was rude. It was also suggested to me I should have waited until after the votes were cast before giving the hosts the finger, as that might have contributed to my loss, regardless of my attempted bribe of the judges. I feel especially bad for my pal and duomate Sam (who handled my orgy initiation with her usual professionalism and aplomb) for possibly contributing to not getting another win under her belt. Sorry, Sam.
There's a time and place for trashtalking and I could have done it a bit classier. That being said, I'll apologize in person to anyone offended on wednesday when I do better scenework than (most of) you in regular improdome. Suckholes.
Edited to add: Rob Stern is always brilliant!