Favorite item of graffiti in the UCBT men's room

#1
Probably where "The Mgmt" (to whom is attributed the permanent markered-admonition "Do not pee on the seat") is crossed out and replaced with "T.M.N.T."


It's as if Oscar Wilde came back to life, just to use the bathroom.
 

benorbeen

intelligentlemaniac
#2
Who of you goes into a bathroom with a permanent marker and writes?

I've never understood the thought or forethought involved in the practice.
 
#4
What first comes to mind:

-- "My cousin thinks I'm funny" over the urinal, with that cool little drawing.
-- the sticker with: the Onion logo [hearts] UCBT.
 
#6
Having never been in the UCBT's women's room, I assume that there is no graffiti in there. Sofas and lollipops in there. And of course, women don't poop.

I like the dinosaur drawing and don't remember which captions it was drawn in response to.
 
#7
I haven't written on the walls at ucb or places I respect - but - I do carry around a permanent marker because I am one of the people that draws dicks on subway advertisements and sometimes writes other stuff.

But my specialty is mostly dicks. Usually they are going into people's eyes or mouths or stuff like that. There's so many great possibilities!

It's fun and a good way to pass the time waiting for your train.

I also sometimes, when I'm really drunk, will write on the walls of bar bathrooms, usually if it's got writing there already.

Oh and also on the last night of Mo Pitkins since it was closing, I drew a lot of dicks on their wall on the various comedians.
 

Whines

prefers formal greetings
#8
If I ever get famous and have a billboard campaign in the subways that prominently features photos of me, I'm going to arrange it to be "dick ready" where i'm bent over with mouth open, ready for dicks to be drawn at every orifice! Just for NYC!
 

MikeStill

Covered in bronze
#11
I always liked the exchange between Michael Cera and a mystery person who was apologizing for being an asshole. Cera's response was:

 
#12
in the girl's room someone wrote on the sign asking people to flush the toilets completely every time 'but of course!' which always makes me smile because it is so polite. weird, i know.
 
#14
There is this really wonderful short story by Steven King about a truck driver who collects graffetti from public rest rooms. Has anyone read it? I forget the title- but it's one of my favorite short stories in the world. He has this little notebook he carries around with him and writes down whatever he finds ironic or clever or touching- it's such a neat story.
 

El Jefe

latitudinarian
Staff member
#15
There is this really wonderful short story by Steven King about a truck driver who collects graffetti from public rest rooms. Has anyone read it? I forget the title- but it's one of my favorite short stories in the world. He has this little notebook he carries around with him and writes down whatever he finds ironic or clever or touching- it's such a neat story.
"All That You Love Will Be Carried Away." I read it, too, I think in a magazine. I had always thought of publishing a book of photos of men's room graffiti, so I was hooked from the start.
 
#16
Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion.

I'm a pickle-party sore ass.

The Kid Dervin stickers say "Yoshi!" in katakana.
 

Holmes

of the Rare Bird Show
#17
I remember reading something and laughing out loud last year at the marathon, but I don't remember what it was.

Sidenote: I just wrote marathong; I seem to do that automatically.
 
#19
Last night when Mother performed at Harold Night, Jon Daly said he drew dicks on Jason M's Pulp Fiction posters (not for reals though just for improv).

And so then I thought of this thread.
 
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