FAT ASS a night of comedy

[El Jefe]

Will you be able to tell your grandkids that you saw the W.P.A. Theater Project? Or that you saw the Documentary in its humble beginnings?

Or will you hang your head in shame, knowing that you had the ability to be a part of something great, but decided instead to stay home and watch Frasier?

During the Summer of Love, would you have been sitting in your San Francisco apartment, watching Mannix?

I thought not.

 

[kate]

i never understand a word that damn el jefe says.
summer of love?

you missed fat ass tonight. you are feeling shamed and dirty sitting alone in your apartment eating kellogg's smacks, a "sweetened puffed wheat cereal". or maybe i am.
REGARDLESS: don't ever miss fat ass again.
only 7 days away!

see you soon.

your friend,
kate spencer

 

[delabarre]

I NEVER WANT TO BE WITHOUT MY FAT ASS!! It has changed me... every show was PACKED - FATTTTT with asses! It rocked! The shows rocked! The peoples rocked! ASS IS GOOD...pass it on.

This ass-man cammeth. thrice.
-Mark

 

[lil'buttercup]

I am 15% smarter for having gone to this show. That's a lot of percent! Oh, and my ass? It is still terribly cute and wickedly little, but it FEELS bigger, and that's what counts the most. It's what's on the inside, folks.

See what it's like to be on the INSIDE!

FAT ASS - lordy, that's good fun!

 

[El Jefe]

That was a helluva lot of fun. The Documentary gang rocked out, the WPA had another warped set (don't drink the hair tonic), and the Jade Festival was...well, get a load of this lineup:

Billy Merritt
Brian Huskey
Chris Gethard
Owen Burke
Rob Huebel
Rob Riggle
Dyna Moe
Michael Delaney
Sean Conroy
Seth Morris
Jason Mantzoukas
James Eason

You weren't there? Only one way to redeem yourself, dude. Go next Tuesday.

"Son, I've got something to tell you. You're not actually the son of a cockfuck."

Cheese raider!

(edited to correct inexcusable oversight in Jade Festival roster)

 

[PatBaer]

James Eason. You are forgetting James Eason.

FAT ASS... now more than an insult, a great night of improv.

 

[Billy Merritt]

Somebody please watch my FAT ASS
I need to go inside for a head of lettuce.

 

[sarahburns]

Today is FAT ASS EVE!!!!!

Do you know who FAT ASS is?

Do you know who FAT ASS is?

Do you know who FAT ASS is?

Do you know who FAT ASS is?



Find out. TUESDAYS. Cinema Classics.

:banana:

 

[Billy Merritt]

The ASS
The ASS
The ASS is on fire.

 

[El Jefe]

...with Special Guests Me, My Camera and My Whiteboard. I'm going out of town for a week on Wednesday, so this is your last chance for a while to get your Mug in the Mug Shot Journal!

All that plus a kick-ASS night of comedy. What are you waiting for? Duck out of that baby shower! Cancel those romantic dinner plans! Get your appendix taken out some other night!

 

[sarahburns]

:banana:

FAT ASS TONIGHT!

 

[Billy Merritt]

The W.P.A. Theater Project has been selected to perform in the Showcase Venue at the Chicago Improv Festival.
Come see why.

 

[Billy Merritt]

Happy Fat Ass Tuesday.

 

[Car]

Jade Festival = Berrebbi approved.

 

[ameygirl]

documentary tonight!

We don't need no water

let the documentary burn

Burn Documentary

Burn

 

[delabarre]

OK - I've said it before... you should feel shame - a deep, deep festering shame...
- that's all. shame. thanks for listening. signed, your mother.

FAT ASS KICKED ASS IN THE...ass. ok, I got nothin. BUT! The shows were great!! We are starting a fund to get Brett's legs re-attached. He'll be O.K.

Soon there will be MORE Documentary on Tues nights...come now!! Don't make us give you a flyer...

 

[dggoldst]

The W.P.A. Theater Project is the best longform in New York right now.

 

[LuluB]

dan, i agree.

 

[El Jefe]

Mardi Ass Gras! (or Gras Ass Mardi?)

Y'awright, Doc? Lissen up. This Tuesday is Fat Tuesday, or Mardi Gras...and what mo betta way to celebrate Fat Tuesday den by goin' ta Fat Ass Tuesday at Cinema Classics? Dey gonna be all sorts a dockamentary fun theya.

Ain't convinced yet? Well, how 'bout dis? I'm gonna be theya -- El Jefe's Cajun cousin, Le Chef -- and I'm gonna be throwin' beads and takin' pitchas. Who knows what sorta debauchery may ensue? Drink while you can, boys -- tomorra's Lent!

 

[Gabe]

if you go to one fucking show this tuesday - make it this fucking show!