FAT ASS a night of comedy

Billy Merritt

Billy Merritt

Stay on the floor!
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William Merritt's Fat Ass Productions
Presents
A Night of Comedy Shows
At Cinema Classics
Tuesdays in February

8pm The Documentary
A rotating crew of documentarians perform this new improvisational form.

9:30pm The W.P.A. Theater Project
Watch the Sunshine gang as they tell tales and sing songs of the depression.

11pm The Jade Festival
Members of the Swarm and Respecto Montalban, plus special guests, gather to improvise the shit out of some stuff.

FAT ASS
Tuesdays in Feb.
Cinema Classics/ Rififi
332 E 11th street [btwn first and second aves]
Tix: 7dollars for one show
10 dollars for two shows
12 dollars for all three shows
 
Billy Merritt

Billy Merritt

Stay on the floor!
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What is FAT ASS?
That's a good question, it is a night of varied comedy, set in the trendy East Village.

Does FAT ASS have anything to do with your FAT ASS?
I'm sure I don't know what you are talking about.

Well, you are known for your FAT ASS?
You know what? This interview is over.

But you called the show FAT ASS, you must of known when you called it that, people would think of your FAT ASS?
FAT ASS was ment as a metaphor for the show being full of good stuff. It has nothing to do with my ass.

Well your ass is full of good stuff, is it not?
Goodbye sir.
 
Billy Merritt

Billy Merritt

Stay on the floor!
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Hey Fat Ass,
Tonight is the night to let you ASS shine,
let your ASS shine
Tonight is the night that you ass is mine
your ASS is mine.



Apologies to Mr.ASS, ASSSSSCAT, ASSCOT, and Steve Buck.
 
Billy Merritt

Billy Merritt

Stay on the floor!
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Thanks to all that came out last night, all the shows rocked.
If you missed the Jade Fest you missed some of the best pirate work in the city.
 
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youngcat

Math Rules!
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Tomorrow night the FAT ASS returns!!!

8:00 The Documentary, with two new crews!!!

9:30 THE WPA PROJECT

11:00 p.m. THE JADE FESTIVAL

Last weeks Jade Festival featured BILLY MERRITT, MICHAEL DELANEY, OWEN BURKE, SEAN CONROY, CHRIS GETHARD and the musical editing style of BOBBY CURIOUS and his Magic Guitar.

Who will show up this week?

You'll have to be there to see!!!
 
ameygirl

ameygirl

Fairy Trapper
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" 25 % of all cats are clinically insane".

"She just picked up that baby hammer with her teeth and started bangin' on my truck."-- PJ Murtoc

The Documentary
 
El Jefe

El Jefe

latitudinarian
Staff member
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Does the Documentary form make my ass look fat? I think it does. Honey? Is my ass fat?

Remind me of somethin' James used 2 say
"I like 'em fat, I like 'em proud
U got 2 have a mother 4 me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby

- Prince
 
beckybean

beckybean

New Member
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STAY FOR THE WHOLE EVENING!!!

Come see why Timeout NY gave us a star as a reccomended show!!!

Seriously, what else are you going to do tonight?
 
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delabarre

Pretty Pretty Pony
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and an impressive array of man-boobs it is!! Come and see what most surely would, under normal circumstances, end up on Fox. No, wait...

It's good, though.
 
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