Facebook Is Dead, Long Live IRC

Lotta lurkers not a lotta posters come on. Uhhhh the pattern game sucks! It's, uhhh, too mechanical to be useful to really inspired scene work and uhhhh leads us to do "standing there talking scenes" that people make fun of UCB for. COME AT ME!


Bachelor of Science
(Walks into the scene, stretching and yawning. Starts making coffee.)

“Wow. How long have I been asleep?”
Well, based on your post history you've been out since *checks notes* the year two-thousand twelve.

You're probably going to want to sit down for this. You, uh, remember that Simpsons episode where it's set in the future and Lisa Simpson is President of the United States of America?