el Jefe: start training now...

[dethtron5000]

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

"To be honest with you, I think they should just eliminate the Olympics all together and replace it with the WBMC."

 

[dkois]

And it's not too late for you, Porter.

xoxo
Dan

 

[El Jefe]

*grunt* *strain*

I'm trying to make it grow faster. I'm getting a headache.

 

[El Jefe]

This is my old headshot from when I used to compete in the WBMC.

 

[Julie]

I hope to see a particular grizzly Baer in this competition.

 

[GoldDustWoman]

Oh, I thought this was a "who was the best social companion for the person who wished to hide their homosexuality" competition.

I'm out.