Drunken Negro Face Cookies

[JoeMorgan]

Who knew that a bakery like this could exist in Greenwich Village? I guess this is what post-racial America looks like.

http://wonkette.com/405736/nyc-baker-makes-hilarious-drunken-negro-head-cookies-for-obama

 

[Resnik]

What an amazing bag of douche.

"My brother-in-law is Cuban, so, you know..."

Someone please burn that place to the ground (and the raw vegan place next door, too).

 

[ruby sneakers]

fucking classy.

 

[EthanK]

That made me really hungry for cookies though. Does that make me bad and/or patriotic?

 

[Sblake]

That made me really hungry for cookies though. Does that make me bad and/or patriotic?

I don't know, but I did wonder if they were filled with marshmallow or peanut butter. Can we get some drunken honkey cupcakes?

 

[Resnik]

I don't know, but I did wonder if they were filled with marshmallow or peanut butter.

In my experience, drunken Negroes are full of peanut butter.

 

[Sblake]

In my experience, drunken Negroes are full of peanut butter.

Why does everything delicious in the world have to be so racist?

No, the guy is clearly a nutjob.

 

[Resnik]

What amazes me is that, with everything going on in the world, Fox gave Arnold Diaz 4 1/2 minutes of airtime to do a Shame on You segment on a man that (with nary a hint of irony) asks what's so racist about calling a confection "Drunken Negro" (did I mention his brother-in-law is Cuban?).

That's kind of disgusting, too.

 

[Bridgemix]

That's disgusting. Also, I've never wanted to hit a baker in the face before.

 

[morganphillips]

A. That bakery owner is a sad little man. I hope he enjoys his Secret Service visit and FBI surveillance for the alleged "going to get his, just like Lincoln" comments.

B. That "shame, shame, shame" graphic is fantastic.

 

[Resnik]

We should totally make "Choking Sad Fat Mildly Retarded Italian Baker Head Cookies" and sell them outside his store.

 

[mikelibrarian]

Police are currently investigating the many death and arson threats made against this guy.

 

[ScottF]

I'd wonder what would happen if there were drunken Irish soda bread cakes. Or if he were a popular radio personality and called USair to find out when duck-hunting season starts, a la Stern in D.C. I don't know the whole picture, but this guy simply looks clueless to me, and now he risks losing his business.

I like the one guy's comment to just laugh at the ridiculousness and move on.

 

[Manzolillo]

I wonder why 75% of my fellow 1st/2nd generation Italian Americans are ignorant dumbasses. I just constantly get annoyed and, at times, embarrassed.

 

[Resnik]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/New-York-NY/LAFAYETTE-FRENCH-PASTRY-BAKERS-INC/28482116792

Have fun getting indignant, Facebookers!

 

[HairballofDoom]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/New-York-NY/LAFAYETTE-FRENCH-PASTRY-BAKERS-INC/28482116792

Have fun getting indignant, Facebookers!

I like the fact that in order to post on a facebook fan page you need to first become a fan.

 

[mikelibrarian]

I wonder why 75% of my fellow 1st/2nd generation Italian Americans are ignorant dumbasses. I just constantly get annoyed and, at times, embarrassed.

The owner's name is Theodore Kefalinos so you don't have to be embarrassed for this one.