Dream Journal, don't eat before Reading

[UncleSally]

I have Fucked up Dreams, as we all do. I must share them with all of you when i have them.


The past week I have had 3 dreams relating to Poop.

Dream 1: I was in a ladies room. There was a long line of toilets with no stalls. Huskey was leaning against a wall hitting on a girl. I was on a toilet diagnal from them. I let a long log loose, it hit the back of the seat, bounced up like silly putty and smacked me in the back. huskey gave me the thumbs up and continued hitting on the girl.


Dream 2: In this world, when you send your headshots out, you also include a Stool sample. Little did I know they are supposed to be in Baggies. I was just crapping right in the envelope. I learned my lesson. Then i was up for multiple parts in a project, so for each part I had to send a stool sample. I sent 6 perfectly shaped shits.


Dream 3 (LAst night): I took a HUGE shit in Jake Foglenests Toilet, which was smack in the middle of his living room. I forced Jake to look at it. The most realistic dream i have ever had.

 

[UncleSally]

I recieved a sweater in the mail as a promotion for a company. The sweater was in a sealed plastic bag. Also in the bag was Sammy, a pomeranian puppy. Sammy instantly became my friend. Even took a pee pee on my shirt.

 

[UncleSally]

60 Minutes correspondent Mike Wallace became engaged to famous singer "Mary Hale" (not really famous i don't think). Mary likes to inject shit into her veins. when i say shit, i mean actual shit.

 

[UncleSally]

Arm as Dick

this Dream was crazy, wasn't sure what was real what was fake.

I had an arm as a dick. A large Bald man judged improvisers on their improv not their gender. This same large bald man ate a plate of shit.

Whats real? Whats true..will i ever know..oh dear dreams....

 

[UncleSally]

There was a large hole in my ceiling. I could see my upstairs neighbors in their kitchen. When they realized there was a hole, the woman decided to lift her dress, showing that she was not wearing underwear, and he clitoris was the shape of an Acorn, or maybe it was an Acorn....

 

[UncleSally]

Dogs

I made a talking dog mad. He was an ultra soft German Shephard. Soft like a Gund. Anyway I had made him mad somehow, so he went and used the bathroom before me and rolled around on the clean towels.

 

[UncleSally]

My Best Freind HollyAnn killed her mom. She put her bones in my yard, when i found them, HollyAnn came into my house looking for the bones as I tried to call 911 on a pair of my mom's scissors.

 

[UncleSally]

I had bought 2 airline tickets and some photo copy paper from the "green store". They had charged me 525 dollars for one of my tickets, then the man accidentally uncharged me. A while later i realized i didnt need the copy paper and went to return it, the Man at the register saw i was never charged for the 525 dollars on my reciept, so he told me he was gonna recharge me. This pissed me off really bad, I then angered the Man at the register, how do I know I angered him? He chased me and through an AIDS pen at me, that went through my arm. I screamed and screamed.

 

[UncleSally]

Many a disruptive night

My Step-Mother (who i HATE in real life and dreams) decided to help her shit-zu shit on the carpet of my brothers new home. She shoved a really long index finger into the dogs anus and diarhea came out. what a bitch!