do you think my mom will like this new flyer i made?

Alex

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#21
Skinner said:
Eric -
Of course she will like it! That's what moms do! My mom loves the flyers for I Eat Pandas with Monkeydick at 11pm on Friday nights in January at UCB! She circles my name and hands them out at her office taped to plastic baggies full of homemade lemon squares. In the "Announcements" portion of morning meetings she rabidly blurts out "I hope everyone got the I Eat Pandas with Monkeydick at 11pm on Friday nights in January at UCB Lemon Squares! You can go see that show, everyone!" She even leaves them under her tip at restaurants, squeezing the waitress' hand on her way out and whispering, "The real tip is the knowing that I Eat Pandas is with Monkeydick at 11pm on Friday nights in January at UCB."

Your mom sounds awesome!
 

Eric Appel

Always Be Closing
#22
rroach1115 said:
So, how much money are you willing to bet that I'm a bit? I guarantee you that you'll lose that bet because I'm NOT a bit. If you can pay for the price that it would cost me for my round trip bus fare and the price of admission to the UCB, then I'll gladly show up and prove to you once and for all that I'm NOT a bit.
I want to see this happen. Come on Flax, pony up!
 

MattCoats

Ivory Poacher
#26
PatBaer said:
If your "mom" turns out to be Matt Coats in a dress, I'm quiting the show.
That must have been the "big surprise" those school girls were giggling about. Fortunately I'm lactating because I know someone in the show has a thing for momma's milk. Come tonight at 8 and see who it is!
 
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