do you think my mom will like this new flyer i made?

[Eric Appel]

 

[benorbeen]

Are you asking me?

 

[Eric Appel]

Am i asking you what? To help kill this bit i'm doing?

 

[Z-Tab]

Is your mother a big Pink Floyd fan? She might not get that you're referencing the cover of the album. But! Everyone loves prisms, so she's sure to love your flyer.

I'm also very appreciative that you put COMEDY SHOW in there, as you were stealing the audience for my Dark Side of the Moon Dance Quintet.

 

[kristy]

Wow, Eric...you are really shameless.

But, you've convinced me. I'm coming to your show. Tomorrow. And I better meet your Mom.

 

[PatBaer]

If your "mom" turns out to be Matt Coats in a dress, I'm quiting the show.

 

[benorbeen]

That's why I'm bringing wax, just in case.

 

[Eric Appel]

Is your mother a big Pink Floyd fan?

Funny you ask that. My mom is actually the one that turned me on to Floyd when I was a kid. And when I was in 8th grade she took my sister and I to see the Division Bell tour at the Syracuse Carrier Dome.

 

[Holmes]

It took me a while to get that the skull was the UCB logo. It's nice, thouh. You should have 2 prisms, and one be the regular logo and one be that skull one. Aren't there 2 on the album cover? I'm not sure.

 

[Eric Appel]

Thanks for the constructive criticism, but this is the final version of the flyer. I wasn't really posting this for feedback. It's more of a joke that I'm using my mom to plug my show. But since you bring it up, this is the actual album cover for Dark Side...

 

[ameygirl]

Crazy I used your mom to plug our show too....this burn is going on tour dude...

 

[Skinner]

Eric -
Of course she will like it! That's what moms do! My mom loves the flyers for I Eat Pandas with Monkeydick at 11pm on Friday nights in January at UCB! She circles my name and hands them out at her office taped to plastic baggies full of homemade lemon squares. In the "Announcements" portion of morning meetings she rabidly blurts out "I hope everyone got the I Eat Pandas with Monkeydick at 11pm on Friday nights in January at UCB Lemon Squares! You can go see that show, everyone!" She even leaves them under her tip at restaurants, squeezing the waitress' hand on her way out and whispering, "The real tip is the knowing that I Eat Pandas is with Monkeydick at 11pm on Friday nights in January at UCB."

 

[GoldDustWoman]

Um is this another plug disguised as a bit but then Ben tries to hijack your mom? I've been distracted all day and can't spend time sorting it all out.

Just checking. Otherwise I'll have to work late tomorrow night and wont' be able to make it to the theater by 8 PM to see this show that Eric Appel is doing.

 

[FLAX]

Choosy mothers choose the Floyd.

 

[rroach1115]

That's why I'm bringing wax, just in case.

But first you might want to wax those hairy legs of yours before you start to get all hot n' horney with Eric's mom. That is, if you can keep your hands out of your pants now or at least, long enough to meet Eric's mom.

 

[Eric Appel]

There's no way I'm letting benorbeen replace my dead father.

 

[Matt Himes]

 

[rroach1115]

Ewww...Very Funny, Matt!!!

 

[FLAX]

But first you might want to wax those hairy legs of yours before you start to get all hot n' horney with Eric's mom. That is, if you can keep your hands out of your pants now or at least, long enough to meet Eric's mom.

I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that you're a bit.
:tsk:

 

[rroach1115]

I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that you're a bit.
:tsk:

So, how much money are you willing to bet that I'm a bit? I guarantee you that you'll lose that bet because I'm NOT a bit. If you can pay for the price that it would cost me for my round trip bus fare and the price of admission to the UCB, then I'll gladly show up and prove to you once and for all that I'm NOT a bit.