Dillinger's First Cagematch! - 4/17/03

thatrisa

oh that risa
#1
DILLINGER VS. THE SWARM

old guard and new guard duke it out. you would be a fool to miss this.

Thursday. 11pm. You. Seat.

BLAM!
 

thatrisa

oh that risa
#3
See the Swarm in their special forces configuration, sans Delaney & Katie!

See Dillinger take on the most emotional battle of their life, as they realize that their coach & mentor, Billy Merritt, may just be human after all!

See The Swarm struggle against all odds to avoid being crushed by the unstoppable juggernaut they helped create!

See Dillinger break the New Harold Team Cagematch Curse!

We can't do it without your help!!

See it all Thursday @ 11pm
At the new UCB Theater

BLAM!!!
 
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thatrisa

oh that risa
#8
Just ask yourself this: Could you live with yourself--I mean, honestly LIVE with yourself--if you missed this?

Caaaaaaaagematch!
The Swaaaaaaaaaaaaarm!
DILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINGER!!!!
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
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Dillinger is: Sarah Burns, Brett Christensen, Anthony King, Lennon Parham, Risa Sang-urai, Erik Tanouye, Joe Wengert & Zach Woods
 

Sean_Taylor

http://seantaylor.us
#12
Rhyme and Reason to come to Cagematch
Annoyed and Angered will
Tanouye and Wengert be
if you miss this opportunity

So to whom this concerns
know that Sarah Burns
yearns to see you and me

You can bet that Bret and Anthony
will entertain constantly and don't forget
That Woods brings the goods to complete the set

And you can rely that Risa's
got a piece-a humor pie
for you and I, supersized!

Come see these folks and Lennon
at a theatre you've never been-in
and while I'm warm, there's the Swarm that-
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
 

Antny

Best Imitation of Myself
#13
WOW! Sudden ending.

It seems DILLINGER can't abide an irregular rhyme scheme.

I wonder how he feels about the analysis of poetry, for I feel the preceding poem is truly evocative of the licentious spirit yet affable pragmatism that
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
 
#16
Deny yourselves a blessing and stay home, New York.

You don't want to laugh at the masters versus the upstarts.

You don't need to see compressed genius leaping out of its lamp.

Just stay home and talk about how bad television is.

I'll be stuck in Delaware with beer and cable.

Treat them kindly, The Swarm.

Break a leg, Dillinger.

-Neil Casey
 

PorterMason

for all the cows
#17
Originally posted by NotNeilCasey
Deny yourselves a blessing and stay home, New York.

You don't want to laugh at the masters versus the upstarts.

You don't need to see compressed genius leaping out of its lamp.

Just stay home and talk about how bad television is.

I'll be stuck in Delaware with beer and cable.

Treat them kindly, The Swarm.

Break a leg, Dillinger.

-Neil Casey
No offense, Sean, but THIS is a fucking poem.
 

delabarre

Pretty Pretty Pony
#19
SIX VOTES, PEOPLE... THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN... I'd say more, but - as I'm apparently riddled with pathetic Blam-holes from a flaccid Sara-gun... I...
gotta go... do...stuff. i'm so tired...why are all the lights so dim..."ALL RIGHT HONEY!!! I'M COMIN TO BED!! HOLD YOUR PANTIES!"... oh - to have a flaccid sara-gun right now...
 
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