DIE ACTOR, DIE is BACK! (Sunday the 26th)

[Whalie4171]

That's right! It was such a hit last time, we're doin' it again.

DIE ACTOR, DIE features some of Philly's best actors, improvisers and performers doing stand-up, sit-down, or whatever they feel like doing.

Hosted by Pete Pryor and Don Montrey and featuring:

Tony Lawton
Kevin Dougherty
Dave Dritsas
Betsy Herbert
Stephanie Roberts
Eoin O'Shea
Nathan Holt
Julia Frey

Plus you never know who might stop by!!!

What: DIE ACTOR, DIE
When: Sunday, March 26th @ 8:30
Where: Fergie's Pub - 1214 Sansom Street
How Much: $5

No minmum drinks, just maximum laughs!
(Man that's lame)

Our last show SOLD OUT! We had to turn people away, so come early.

If you have an act or would like to get up and try something in future shows, feel free to contact me at whalie4171@comcast.net.

 

[Holmes]

What exactly is this? Just a big conglomeration of performance? Is it some sort of competition at all? or some sort of elimination-based thing?

 

[Whalie4171]

No competition.

No elimination.

No subjugation.

No fenestration.

No alienation (you know like the movie with James Caan and Mandy Patankin).

It's a showcase, similar to Invite Them Up or Crash Test in NYC. It's funny people getting up to perform for an audience. Plain and simple.

Of course the best way to find out what it is is to come and out and see it!

 

[Whalie4171]

No fenestraion is good cause if we had windows installed during a show, it could be deafening.

Man, I hope no one steals my joke!

 

[Alonzo Mosley]

No fenestration.

Thank God. If you had windows installed during a show, it could be deafening.

 

[Loki]

that made me laugh a lot more than it should have.

 

[Whalie4171]

Actually, I meant the operation of cutting an opening in the bony labyrinth between the inner ear and tympanum to replace natural fenestrae that are not functional but, hey, whatever floats your boat.

 

[Loki]

are you pulling my endothelium here or what?

 

[Whalie4171]

Actually I was talking about the squamous epithelium that lines the lumen of all blood vessels.

But you know, potato, potato.

 

[Loki]

well thank you for il-lumen-ating me.

<insert groan here>

 

[amutepiggy]

i would come, but i'm already going to

DIE ANCHOR, DIE!

featuring some of Philly's best sound bites, plastic hairdos, and faux empathy.

Hosted by Cokie Roberts and Dan Manta Ray and featuring:

Dave Huddleston
Dawn Stensland
Renee Chenault-Fattah
Kevin Dougherty
Doug Kammererererrerrr
That Old Guy With the Moustache on Action! News, Whats His Name, is it Jim Something

Plus you never know who might stop by!!! rumor has it Hynotoad is going to play MacGyver Bong Object Tag! RAAAAAAAAD

 

[Whalie4171]

Y'all think Alexis is good at improv, you should've seen here tear the house down at DIE ACTOR, DIE last night with her readings of Shitty Monologues.

And a new Fringe show is born!!!!!

Thanks for coming out A!