Did you steal a bowling ball from UCBT?

[Jenmac]

I lent some very decent people a bowling ball which, for reasons known to a few people, really meant a lot to me. It was a prop for a show that they worked really hard on. The ball is now missing. If you took it, please return it to the box office at UCBT, no questions asked.

 

[R and R]

Wow, Jen, that sucks. We'll keep an eye out for it. Please email me so I can get more deets.
-Rachael

 

[Jenmac]

Wow, Jen, that sucks. We'll keep an eye out for it. Please email me so I can get more deets.
-Rachael

It looks like this:

This sort of breaks my heart.

 

[MichelleD]

It looks like this:

This sort of breaks my heart.

Bring her home!

It is a total shame that this ball would walk off. Seriously.

 

[Lord Hatsumi]

It looks like this:

This sort of breaks my heart.

wow!

Please return that ball! It is a classic!

 

[ego amigo]

No fair! Maybe it rolled under something? Put up a note at the theater- not everyone reads the IRC...

Crossing fingers

 

[ssw]

I'm really pulling for this turning out for the best.

p.s. Please turn this into a Channel 102 show.

 

[Jenmac]

Returned!

Seems she ran away to join an oil-mining expedition in Antarctica. It was good times, but she's happy to be back in sunny NYC.
(Many thanks to the very decent people.)

 

[MikeStill]

I hate to rain on any parades, but isn't this a different ball?

 

[Dave Serchuk]

Not to be too thick, but that first ball was not the one that was missing, right? So you actually have, now, two bowling balls?

 

[Jenmac]

I hate to rain on any parades, but isn't this a different ball?

Different from what?

 

[TerryJ]

Someone replaced your bowling ball with Folger's Crystals.

(Or the auto color adjustment of your camera is making the ball look more blue in the latest photo. I prefer to believe your "bowling ball" is now a jar of instant coffee, however.)

-Terry

 

[Jenmac]

Not to be too thick, but that first ball was not the one that was missing, right? So you actually have, now, two bowling balls?

I really don't know what the confusion is!

 

[Whines]

Today, I FUCKED WITH PEOPLE ON THE IRC and made Will Hines laugh! Fun!

Love, Jen MacNeil

 

[Jenmac]

Someone replaced your bowling ball with Folger's Crystals.

(Or the auto color adjustment of your camera is making the ball look more blue in the latest photo. I prefer to believe your "bowling ball" is now a jar of instant coffee, however.)

-Terry

No, not "replaced," Terry. "Returned." I like coffee.

 

[MikeStill]

I just want everyone to be happy. I also want us to reach that happiness through truth and not delusion... it's more a more sustainable and pure happiness.

 

[Jenmac]

I just want everyone to be happy. I also want us to reach that happiness through truth and not delusion... it's more a more sustainable and pure happiness.

I could never be happy if I weren't deluded.

 

[TerryJ]

No, not "replaced," Terry. "Returned." I like coffee.

You make a great cup of bowling ball!

New famous date clichés:

"Want to come in for a cup of bowling ball?"

"We should meet up for bowling ball sometime..."

-Terry

 

[EthanK]

You make a great cup of bowling ball!

New famous date clichés:

"Want to come in for a cup of bowling ball?"

"We should meet up for bowling ball sometime..."

-Terry

"So you want to go on a date? Nothing serious, just bowling ball sometime."

 

[dggoldst]

There are many things to like in this thread.