Did you know there are gays in the NY forum?!

[Rosie]

Speaking of homo-sensuals...
Louie- did you get that massive barrel of fudge I asked you to pack?
what's that gay horse eating?
Hey! Louie! Did you get that blatant reference to a gay joke I just dropped there? It's nex to the Greek guy and the musical theater student. I'm going to go sit on pahllic looking objects now. fabulous.

 

[noeld]

You can too catch gay! I work with a gay guy and all the frat boys are always calling him a catcher. What the hell do YOU think they mean?

And by the ways - if frat boys don't know a LOT about gays, nobody does.

Somebody told me once that there are more than a couple gay people in the theatre world in general - not just this forum

 

[LuluB]

No! They never came! Weird! When did you send them?

WHAT!?!?!?
i sent them almost 2 weeks ago. . . oh but i sent them regular post, but still they told me 9-10 days and. . . wait it's been about that. . .

hey louie, you sould be getting those cut-outs soon.

 

[michael martin]

Hey Louie! Did you get that lifesized Jake Gyllenhall blow up doll I sent you? Make sure you wash it out before you... take it on a date.

That reminds me. I heard a great gay joke the other day.

Q: What did the homo say to his homo lover in the intensive care unit?

A: Nothing! The hospital staff made him wait outside!

 

[rroach1115]

Omg. I've Been Himes'd!!!

'D

So Matt, did you smoke ANY Roach's today??? Well, I've BEEN HIMES'D yet AGAIN!!! More to come...???

 

[Car]

Q: What did the homo say to his homo lover in the intensive care unit?

A: Nothing! The hospital staff made him wait outside!

This one never gets old! Ha.

Seriously, is someone giving our gays shit? Did i miss something?

 

[rroach1115]

Hi Reenie

Based on information found on this site, Matt's employers searched his office and found a large quantity of marijuana. Unfortunately, Matt made the bad decision of posting on this site under his real name. New York state's draconian drug laws are such that Matt faces a MINIMUM of 5 years in jail. He is currently being held at Riker's Island, pending his trial. He asked me to "log on" here and tell everyone that he'll try to post, but he's not sure if he can. Something about the jail computers not enabling "cookies." He also asked me to print out Brian Berrebbi's helpful brochure about surviving as a "punk" in prison.

By the way, I ran into your mom at Wegman's and she told me the great news about your CNA certification! Congratulations, Reenie! Here is a link to a bunch of nursing assistant jobs in ALASKA:

http://nursingjobs.hospitalsoup.com/rn/asp/companyid.196/pt/NurseListings.asp

Well, hope all is well with you. When I know Matt's address in lock-up I will get it to you. Let us know next time you are taking Kyrene for a walk. I know our Annie enjoys catching up with her "friend"!

Susie

Brian, Does anyone HERE know about this??? Did Matt Himes REALLY get ARRESTED???

 

[Maddy]

Brian, Does anyone HERE know about this??? Did Matt Himes REALLY get ARRESTED???

I guess we learned today that actions have consequences.

 

[Matt Himes]

I guess we learned today that actions have consequences.

I don't know about that, Maddy.

After all, we are talking about an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD here, right?

No matter how annoying, offensive, funny, controversial, zing-ish, awesome, insider-y, gay, etc. a post is, does it really constitute an "action"? It's just a post on a message board, right?

 

[rroach1115]

I don't know about that, Maddy.

After all, we are talking about an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD here, right?

No matter how annoying, offensive, funny, controversial, zing-ish, awesome, insider-y, gay, etc. a post is, does it really constitute an "action"? It's just a post on a message board, right?

Matt- You REALLY didn't get arrested, RIGHT??? Why are you USING your mom's name as a bit and post LIES about yourself, seriously??? MATTHEW TAYLOR HIMES,THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!

 

[Matt Himes]

Eric Appel came to visit, and brought me my copy of Truth in Comedy.

Thanks!

 

[rroach1115]

Matt-Nice picture of Alkatraz. Who's this guy from Berkeley and this person looks nothing like Eric Appel. I think I will go call Eric Appel right now. After all, I do know his phone number off hand. Call me at once, Your Mattness!!!

 

[Eric Appel]

I also brought my unibrow and tuft of chest hair peeking out of my shirt. I usually save those for special occasions.

p.s. does anyone know where I could get some "shitstorm acid?"

 

[rroach1115]

Himesy's A Very Bad Boy!!!

Matt-THAT'S IT!!! I'M TELLING YOUR MOTHER ON YOU!!! YOU'RE A VERY BAD BOY:tsk:!!!

 

[Brian Marks]

There are commies in the New York forum. IVe comprised a list of improovsers in NY wo are COMMIES!!! I am going to ruin their careers. They are never going to work as an improvser again!

On the other hand, who actually gets paid to improvise? hmmm...nobody!

 

[rroach1115]

Matt-Our moms and I went to Wegman's this afternoon to send you a care package from home. We are sending it to you right away to Riker's Island. Please let me know if you receive it and if you can, I know we all would love to see pictures of you with that new "girlfriend" of yours in jail.

 

[Maddy]

Matt-Our moms and I went to Wegman's this afternoon to send you a care package from home. We are sending it to you right away to Riker's Island. Please let me know if you receive it and if you can, I know we all would love to see pictures of you with that new "girlfriend" of yours in jail.

Are you making disparaging remarks about MattHimes because he has sex with men since he has been in prison? That doesn't make him gay, does it?

 

[rroach1115]

I also brought my unibrow and tuft of chest hair peeking out of my shirt. I usually save those for special occasions.

p.s. does anyone know where I could get some "shitstorm acid?"

Why yes Eric, you can find some more hidden in Matt's office and you should also try some hash-kula as well. I here you would really be trippin' if you mix the two together. Just tell me when I can safely call you because I'll gladly tell you where he has the other stash hidden. I would hate for you to miss out on this great stuff. I heart Eric Appel!!!

 

[Eric Appel]

Kula got Roach'd, yo!

 

[Louie4711]

Hey Louie! Did you get that lifesized Jake Gyllenhall blow up doll I sent you? Make sure you wash it out before you... take it on a date.

Michael!

I did get the doll! Thank you so much for it. He's a real... well... doll. I didn't end up washing it out before my ummm... encounter with him. But no worries, the extra glide in Jake's parts was much appreciated!

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