Debbie Gibson Revealed!

Hemmy

Impresario
#1
Remember Debbie, I mean, DeboRAH Gibson? Sure, we all do! Well I did a show with her, and now I'm doing a show ABOUT her. (and about Betty Buckely, who you may remember from HBO's hard hitting gay drama, OZ)

Dances With Pitchforks returns for ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Monday, May 5th @ 9:30pm

After winning a Bistro Award, getting nominated for a MAC, and being named a finalist for a Nightlife Award, Dances With Pitchforks is revived for one glorious night at Caroline's.

click here for full show info:
Dances With Pitchforks
(click on the bulletin board link to see the postcard, show description, and legit press reviews!)

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Gee, if I was one of those hot and hilarious ladies from Optimist International, what would I think of this show?"

Well wonder no more, because here is what they have to say about it:

"I had the best time. You are hilarious. I spit my drink right out, with my nose. What I was laughing"
- Rhea Dates

"This show is awesome!! If you don't see this show, I'll make you eat my shit."
- Shannon O'Neill

"The show was FANTASTIC! I loved it. You were great and the story was amazing!"
- Amy Rhodes

Caroline's
1625 Broadway (between 49th & 50th St.)
(212) 757-4100
when you call, you must tell them the date (May 5th), the time (9:30pm) and, like Destiny's Child, say my name (John Flynn), then you will only pay $3 (instead of something ridiculous like $15) plus a 2 drink minimum.

To get the $3 price, you've got to make a reservation! So why wait?!?! Do it NOW!!! (and then tell everyone you know)
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Glinda

Impoverished Socialite
#2
Holy crap!
If you don't go see this show your first born will probably have a birth defect because your depression will be so extreme.
Don't miss this show, babies need fingers.

(Seriously, he is hilarious and his red hair will delight you)
 

Purnell

Active Member
#3
GO SEE THIS SHOW.

HEMMY IS THE BOMB.

THIS SHOW IS GREAT.

GO SEE THIS SHOW.

HEMMY IS THE BOMB.

THIS SHOW IS GREAT.

GO SEE THIS SHOW.

HEMMY IS THE BOMB.

THIS SHOW IS GREAT.

GO SEE THIS SHOW.

HEMMY IS THE BOMB.

THIS SHOW IS GREAT.

GO SEE THIS SHOW.

HEMMY IS THE BOMB.

THIS SHOW IS GREAT.
 

Hemmy

Impresario
#4
"This man is brilliant, gay, and has very red hair -- the very qualities that made Charlotte Rae a superstar in the late '70s and early '80s."

- Jason O'Connell
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Hemmy

Impresario
#7
I'm sure by now you're thinking, "But is this story interesting to me? Well told? Do I have to be a theater person to get it? Is there any sort of payoff?"

Well, I say yes. But don't just take my word for it.

"It was really great. The story was very interesting and very well told. Very funny. I do not think you would have to be a theater person or that familiar to the theater to get it. Your exposition was quick, put clear and to the point, with a great payoff."
- Joe O'Brien, Ice Nine
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Hemmy

Impresario
#8
Tonight's the night! Come check out the hilarity!

And don't just take my word for it...

"You'll be tapping your foot to John's exquisitely performed musical numbers and wetting your pants laughing from his rapier wit. Betty Buckley's ears must be burning!"

- Julie Brister, Ice Nine
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Glinda

Impoverished Socialite
#11
Are you crazy!?
Why haven't you made your reservation yet!?
I swear to god that is the most retarded thing I have ever heard!
 

spacedani

whipping churl
#12
John, Thank You.

I just got home from DANCES WITH PITCHFORKS and I'm extremely happy. I smiled the whole walk home and thought of you. (But not in a sexual way or anything.)

You Rock,
Danielle
 

jenni

in another castle
#14
JOHN YOU WERE FABULOUS! You really shook my love. But now is a new time, there is a new place, where dreams just can't come true. It started the day when I left you, oh.

I'm not upset, I was just quoting DeborAH Gibson.

Funny... i don't talk to my pets.

Love your butt,
Jenni
 
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