Dear FWAND,

[Brianna]

Dear Fwand,
Thank you for the great show tonight, the many great shows in the past, and the great projects you all will work on in the future.
Sincerely,
Brianna

 

[UncleSally]

fwand

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fwand is a morning sunrise raised by doves
fwand is the slap your mother gives you when you curse the first time
fwand is a moment of silence
fwand is a strangers handshake
fwand is 3 burritos on a donkey traveling to hungry mouths
fwand is stitched on a sweatshirt I own
fwand is a broken bone inside a child's cheek
fwand is one syllable, yet you want it to be five syllables long
fwand is 9/11
fwand is caring so much you start to wish harder
fwand is a pair of overalls hiding secrets in its pockets
fwand is wanting the baby to stop crying, but glad to have a crying baby
fwand is 9 post it notes waiting to remind you of something
fwand is a made up word that will always take up space in my heart.

fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand fwand

 

[sue s.]

Dear Fwand,
Thank you for shoving Gil through the chair tonight. That, among other things, was hilarious.
Love,
Sue

 

[SixSider]

Dear fwand,
Thank you for so many great shows. And for being a inspiration. There is a reason Thank You, Robot keeps drawing upon you for our coaches.
Love, Chris

 

[bozarth]

Goodnight, fwänd.

 

[zomby sneakers]

dear fwand,

thanks for showing two young children (sitting in front of me) the wonders of mom-rape and super hot incest tonight.

thanks for showing us all how much 'singing' telegrams weird everyone out.

thanks for giving us 'jurassic park theeeeme'.

thanks for giving me more chair-convulsing and floor-banging moments of joy than i care to admit.

thanks for that time dominic turned the organic edit into a scene where he was teaching everyone something, because i think that was the moment i fell i luff with the make-em-ups.

thanks for shannon, greg, ellie, dom, kevin, gabrus, gil, chelsea and sean.

it's been fun, fwand.

<3 xo,
katey

 

[AlanStarzinski]

Goodbye, you princes of UCB. You kings of improv.
Every bit of improv I do or will ever do is in memory of you.
Love,
Alan

 

[rixtyseven]

Big Gulps huh? welp, see ya later

 

[DigsyMadrox]

Dear fwänd,
You're so sweet, don't ever change!
R.H.T.S.
Digsy

 

[thestorie]

Thank you for your relentless creativity and for always following the fun. May the Ghosts of fwand be as brilliant as fwand was in its lifetime.
(ah wait- you've already proven that they are.)

with love,

Will

 

[Hal Phillips]

As soon as your opening ended last night, I thought, "that's the last Fwand opening I will ever see", and then it all got way too real.

RIP Fwand.

 

[Dave B]

Thank you for making tuesday nights so fucking enjoyable.

Thank you for giving us scenes about pizza shops, MILFS, creepy babysitters, bosses who are way to forgiving of their workers,and possesed housewives.

Thank you for being fwand.

You will be missed.

Love,

Dave B.

 

[BritishMan]

Blimey!

 

[Sblake]

Fwand suggestion

Some dude was trying to get by me in my row of seats at the same moment that fwand was getting their audience suggestion, so I missed it (which put a damper on my show watching experience

Anyone know what it was?

Thanks.

 

[kevhines]

It was pizza.

 

[ariscott]

It was pizza.

I clearly heard "Tigerfart." You guys should have gone with "Tigerfart." It's funnier.

 

[Lord Hatsumi]

Dear Fwand,

Thank you for teaching me how to be a man.

 

[MichelleD]

Dear fwand,

I'm pregnant with your child.

 

[paulose]

Dear fwand,

Thank you for filling in for Natalie Portman between December '97-June '98 during her Broadway run in "The Diary of Anne Frank".

 

[Sween]

Dear Fwand,
Hapsy trails and THANKS for the memories!