DCM Fake Rumors thread

[SixSider]

A stool wearing an afro wig will win "I Got Next."

 

[Serial]

A stool wearing an afro wig will win "I Got Next."

Jesus fucking christ, right? And that stool was just carrying E. Scott though the improv sets.


UCB built in three showers backstage and set up 20 beds. As you start to wander off into dreamland, Mason will sing you a lullaby.

 

[anelso5]

Fat Penguine will do a marching band set. I call the clarinet.

 

[SixSider]

Fat Penguin will meet their evil counter part's, Fat Penguine. It is the same thing except they all have evil goatees... except Evil McNulty who is a cyborg.

 

[ruby sneakers]

ruby sneakers will murder Mike Myers for posing as someone from massachusetts under false pretenses because she has pride for her state.

i thought this was a fake rumors thread?

 

[MichelleD]

Drunken Sonic Assault will be replaced by a blank stage, upon which will be one can of Red Bull, a banana, and a miniskirt. The Andy Warhol film "Sleep" will be playing on the screen.

 

[anelso5]

Jill Morris beats Besser in a keg stand competition.

 

[MilesKlee]

Besser doesn't ridicule anyone