DCM Fake Rumors thread

[rixtyseven]

Starting Saturday at 11am, present your DCM pass at the check out line to get a free Dietz and Watson ham from Gristedes.

 

[Chaz]

This year's food that Walsh and Roberts are going to cook during their traditional end of the Marathon set...
Roast Duckling in Wine Sauce

 

[Serial]

Some one will be proposed to.

(If this comes true, how awful)

 

[Dave B]

Everyone will get so much ass.

 

[Anna.]

Everyone will get so much ass.

Dave Bluvband will finally take off his mask, revealing that he is, in fact, just bored Sean Clements in a mask.

 

[AlanStarzinski]

I hear that Amy Poehler's baby is doing a set.

 

[benorbeen]

In all seriousness, I heard there are several out-of-town teams who are doing scripted material and passing it off as improvised.

 

[sharilyn]

Rob Corddry canceled and won't be teaching his workshop OR performing with Naked Babies, because he's too busy being a movie star.

Oh sorry, this is the fake rumors thread. Never mind.

 

[Hal Phillips]

Barack Obama will announce his selection of Billy Merritt as his running mate.

 

[Manzolillo]

China is celebrating this 10th anniversary of the Del Close Marathon with a spectacular opening ceremony. They've been planning this for years, so it should be good. Go DCM!

 

[Chaz]

Some one will be proposed to.

(If this comes true, how awful)

Well, I was going to propose to Gabrus. But I think you ruined that surprise now. Thanks a lot.

 

[Marx the Spot]

Well, I was going to propose to Gabrus. But I think you ruined that surprise now. Thanks a lot.

Too late. He already told me yes.

 

[Dave B]

Alan Starzinski will poison the UCB's water supply.

 

[craigrow]

Jamie Kennedy is doing improv with a group from Kentucky on the mainstage at 2:00pm on Sunday.

 

[SixSider]

Mike Myers will be joining Wicked Fuckin' Queeyah and spend the whole time defending The Love Guru.

 

[Hal Phillips]

The ghost of a deceased young boy will appear in the background of Three Men And A Baby at some point during the DCM.

 

[Guy Patton]

Andy Kaufman appears to reveal he is in fact alive, then he wrestles Ian Roberts, who kills him for real.

 

[ruby sneakers]

Mike Myers will be joining Wicked Fuckin' Queeyah and spend the whole time defending The Love Guru.

impossible, he's canadian, not from massachusetts!

 

[Dave B]

impossible, he's canadian, not from massachusetts!

ruby sneakers will murder Mike Myers for posing as someone from massachusetts under false pretenses because she has pride for her state.

 

[ssw]

The IRC will perform at the DCM, and NOT our human selves.