DCM Fake Rumors thread

[ssw]

DCM is cancelled.

 

[Manzolillo]

Gary Senise is guest performing with Respecto.

 

[SixSider]

UCB is going to cut half of the weekend and harold teams based purely on DCM attendance to their shows. They will be replace with indie teams based on Besser's whim.

 

[EthanK]

Horatio is hosting a set with Jerry Minor, Bob Oedenkirk, and Sarah Silverman. At 3AM.

WHICH NIGHT??????

 

[Hal Phillips]

Chris Scott will debut a new editing technique he's invented, which he calls "the Mary Steenburgen in Back To The Future Part III if she were a leopard-puma hybrid edit".

 

[MichelleD]

A smallish goat will be sacrificed just before Theatre Cleaning.

 

[MilesKlee]

free beer

 

[kevhines]

Krompf will be using cutting edge technology to perform there show as animated characters.

No one will notice!

 

[Hal Phillips]

Paul McCartney's dead.

 

[Chamberlain!]

Dannah Feinglass is going to show up in a Word Girl costume to beat the shit out of the rest of Respecto.

 

[Chaz]

Rob Riggle has been busted for steroids. He failed a drug test, and is banned from performing this weekend.

 

[mike short]

The Street Ritual will be brought back this year and will culminate in Charlie Todd perishing in a hail of gunfire.

 

[MichelleD]

The Street Ritual will be brought back this year and will culminate in Charlie Todd perishing in a hail of gunfire.

Booo!

 

[Chamberlain!]

The Street Ritual will be brought back this year and will culminate in Charlie Todd perishing in a hail of gunfire.

Umm...

I really don't like that...

Wouldn't being shoved off his bike by a cop be just as effective a joke?

 

[mike short]

That's how it starts and it just escalates from there.

 

[benzado]

Fat Penguin will be serving breakfast at their show (8:30 AM Sunday).

 

[Shannon Manning]

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[JBob]

Thank You Robot will edit every scene by shining laser pointers in the eyes of the first two rows.

 

[Sean_Taylor]

Three people will shit themselves. One due to laughter, another while miming shitting himself, and third, well, me.

 

[icouldbewrong]

Avril Lavigne will sit next to Sean Taylor for a while, and then move.