Dave Bluvband is a spy.

[iammattfried]

It's for real. I possess documentation. He's a 46 year old German spy living in this country. He has fathered three children by four women. He plans to break everyone's heart. I know. I possess documentation. He needs to be exposed. It's not too late! He has killed men like me. Don't trust his shifty eyes. He will destroy us. Unite! Unite!

 

[benzado]

Weren't you paying attention, Matt? Dave has already been outed. Those papers you have are just forgeries by the shadowy organization responsible for his regular brainwashings.

 

[d_chadwick]

But he's not a werewolf.