Cunning Stunts

#81
More and more and then more of it

Here's a poem by Marie Howe, from her book, What the Living Do. I was fortunate enough to study with her years ago and it changed me and my poetry forever.

My Dead Friends

I have begun,
when I'm weary and can't decide an answer to a bewildering question

to ask my dead friends for their opinion
and the answer is often immediate and clear.

Should I take the job? Move to the city? Should I try to conceive a child
in my middle age?

They stand in unison shaking their heads and smiling-whatever leads
to joy, they always answer,

to more life and less worry. I look into the vase where Billy's ashes were-
it's green in there, a green vase,

and I ask Billy if I should return the difficult phone call, and he says, yes.
Billy's already gone through the frightening door,
whatever he says I'll do.


And another poem which moves me deeply (particularly the very end of it):

What the Living Do


Johnny, the kitchen sink has been clogged for days, some utensil

probably fell down there.
And the Drano won't work but smells dangerous, and the crusty
dishes have piled up

waiting for the plumber I still haven't called. This is the everyday we spoke of.
It's winter again: the sky's a deep headstrong blue, and the sunlight pours through

the open living room windows because the heat's on too high in here, and I can't turn it off.
For weeks now, driving, or dropping a bag of groceries in the street the bag breaking,

I've been thinking: This is what the living do. And yesterday, hurrying along those
wobbly bricks in the Cambridge sidewalk, spilling my coffee down my wrist and sleeve,

I thought it again, and again later, when buying a hairbrush:
This is it.
Parking. Slamming the car door shut in the cold. What you called
that yearning.

What you finally gave up. We want the spring to come and the winter to pass. We want
whoever to call or not call, a letter, a kiss -- we want more and more and then more of it.

But there are moments, walking, when I catch a glimpse of myself in the window glass,
say, the window of the corner video store, and I'm gripped by a
cherishing so deep

for my own blowing hair, chapped face, and unbuttoned coat that I'm speechless:
I am living, I remember you.



I posted these to remind me of the very things I need to know.

This is the anniversary of Mommy's death. She has now been gone for longer than I knew her. I am dressed in a rust-coloured sweater which reminds me strongly of her--her taste, her colours. I am not as she would have had me turn out. But I think she would be proud of many things about me--my independence, my art. And I'm happy. She couldn't want more for me than that, could she?
 
#82
Tomorrow's the day my little sis gets here and our apartment is still a shocking mess. We've done a lot to clean up, but since the weather's changed to chilly, we've been getting comfy cozy way earlier in the evening than usual. And who wants to get out of a toasty bed to clean the bathroom? Not I.

I'm taking tomorrow off so that I have an extra full day with her (and to whirl like a sanitation dervish around our apartment first thing in the morning). I'm gonna take her to Amy's bread for chocolate cherry rolls as soon as she's recovered from lugging her gear up 5 flights of creaky steps. And that's it. I have no plans at all for her. She's been to NYC a bunch and I doubt if there's a single tourist thing she wants to do. Maybe a little ice skating, or maybe that's just what I'd like to do. I know she'll want to shop, and all I can say is that I'll be turning her loose on her own for that little slice of hell.

The last time she was in town (last Christmas), I still had cancer and I was too weak to do much of anything. This time, my life has changed too much--I'm no longer the party girl I was through my youth (unless you count the Democratic Party). Ironically she, who was always a "good girl," has become queen of partying in the last couple of years. She has no interest whatsoever in improv, so as fun as it'd be, I doubt we'll go to any shows. It's a pity. I don't think she really kens what improv is, and I don't really want to drag her to anything.

I gotta go--I'm leaving work now and can't wait to get home.
 
#83
It was good to see my sis--when I did see her. She went out a lot, and although I was invited, I was not into hanging at chic-chic Soho bars or drinking until dawn, as she and her friends are wont to do. So I stayed in and spent a lot of time knitting. I all but finished a beanie cap for the boy and started on a matching scarf. I haven't done too many fancy stitches since I was a little girl, but lots came back as I was knitting. She thinks I've turned into an old lady, but I am just happy in our cozy nest, and it takes a lot to get me out of it--especially in the cooling weather.

We had brunch yesterday with Mo and Sarah and Jeff at the Chelsea Grill. I will not be going there again. The food was ok, but took so long to get there that I wolfed it down and got a tummy ache. Also, my sister asked if she could get lettuce and tomato on her veggie burger and the waitress copped a huge attitude. Unfortunately the gratuity was included because of our party's size, but I really wouldn't have tipped her much--I mean, an hour and a half for 5 omlettes and a veggie burg? Then she tried to say we hadn't paid her enough, only to apologize a moment later for not seeing one of the twenties. All the crappy service aside, it was pretty great to hang out with everybody. Jeff is one of the genuinely nicest people I've ever met, which makes it so much richer when he says something mean. I heart him.

I have to buckle down now, and finish this mindless task I've been given. Just over a week left to go here. I'm excited for what life brings next.
 
#84
I have been missing some old friends that I don't think I'll ever speak with again. Some of them are from elementary school and junior high, from other countries, or just not part of mainstream today (i.e., don't participate in the internet and all of its wonders and therefore not going to be on some search engine). Some of them were ended friendships, some were move-aways, or people I moved away from.

To Kim Gutierrez I would say I'm sorry I teased you so mercilessly about Daniel Barkowitz--I was 13 and he was such a good foil.

Kate Momenee I hope you are in Maine (if that's truly where you want to be) and in love and making babies (if that's truly what you want to do). You were one of my dearest ever--how could I have lost touch with you?

Darren Rocque I hope you are still playing soccer and smoking tons of dope and that you have lightened up on the jesus stuff a little.

Liz Urquizu I'm sorry I never wrote. I'm an ass. You are brilliant and I regret letting you slip away.

Jenny Rubely I wish we hadn't gotten into so much trouble together. We were terrible teens. It was Miami and the '80s. Nuff said.

Libby Stack you let me down by sending me that chain letter after not writing for two years, but I still have fond memories of Punta Paitilla.

Greg Adams thank you for my first sloppy french kiss during atari in Trish Dugan's game room. It was a lot longer than 7 minutes and I'll always remember how you picked me over Alis Ann Annizusky.

Dee Yandell I hope you and Dennis are still together and still happy as can be. You are not going to hell for getting divorced.

Renee Gutierez you were a great friend and I'm glad you convinced me to get that first tattoo and I think you picked the right brother.

Lis Levine I loved you so much. I'm sorry that we had to hang out with Ben the last time I saw you. I hope you are well and happy. You are beautiful and never needed to lose as much weight as you did.

Ben Sardinas you creep into my mind when I least expect it. I wish the best for you and your son and I hope that you've rid yourself of the craziness that ruled your world for so long.

Oh Amy MacKarrel you skittish pixie. I hope you've figured it all out in CO or wherever you are and I hope you have stopped sending mixed messages to the world.

Julie Mascagni (I can't bring myself to use your married name) I send you and your girls love.
 
#85
Nature is a language, can't you read?!

This is normally my favourite weather. Actually, northern west coast has my very favourite weather almost year-round, but for the east coast, it's gotta be the autumn. Except for lately. Lately I have wanted to do nothing but sleep. And I'm grumpy a lot of the time, when I'm not all cozied up in bed. My fuse has been so short these days. I came one mouse click away from starting a flame war with a moron in Accounts Payable today. But I realized that I don't really care a bit whether the fucking invoice was processed or not. Actually, Mo wanted to go for a cig, and during the smoke I realized how unimportant the moron's attitude was. But, in that moment, my gut said go for the jugular.

I'm also on the edge of my seat about the Yankees. Today I spent way too much time printing out pictures of the boys for my office walls. I'm looking at Derek Jeter right now, as if to plead for this Mr. October's magic to kick in. I fear it will not. And no matter what anyone says, I will still love them if they lose. I have followed this team madly this season, hardly ever missing a game, learning their different stances and signatures, so that I can recognize any of them from a distance by gait or posture. I never loved the Giants or A's this much when I lived in the Bay Area. I wanted the Cubs to make it last year because I was told their story of ALMOST so eloquently by my dear pal Wysznewski. But I have this love for the Yankees that only rivals how much I loved the Lakers in the '80s (which was A LOT!!). I hope they take it tonight.

And I hate W so much. I am sickened by the idea of him stealing this election too. I truly believe that he is evil, as are his agendas. I already moved to France after the first time he was "elected." I wasn't happy there. I love the US and A (as Borat would say) and it wasn't the right solution for me to leave, but I wonder how I could face another four years. Maybe my father will start that business in Panama and I'll go there to help him. Maybe I'll become as politically active as my friend Anthony did after the last time America was cheated out of their true president and do campaign work. I fear that I'll shut down and give up on the system.

I want to snap out of this melancholy, which the cold, coupled with my period, has amplified greatly. Jed is so good with me when I'm like this. He's a natural nurturer--so gentle and giving. He pampers and soothes me like no one I've ever known. He constantly surprises me with little gifts and notes and calls. He is considerate in ways I don't expect. I am so grateful and feel so blessed to have him.

[Igualmente, mi amor.]

When I'm feeling sad, I often return to the Smiths (misery loves company) so today's lyrics are from William It Was Really Nothing:

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life
And God knows I've got to live mine
God knows I've got to live mine
William, William it was really nothing
William, William it was really nothing
It was your life ...
How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say :
"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself !
Oh, William, William it was really nothing
William, William

But the Smiths had hopeful stuff too (every once in a while) so I'll finish with some really inspiring lyrics from their song Ask:

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to

So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me - I won't say "no" - how could I?

Coyness is nice, and
Coyness can stop you
From saying all the things in
Life you'd like to

So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me - I won't say "no" - how could I ?

Spending warm Summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg

ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME

Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb, the Bomb,
The Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb,
The Bomb
That will bring us together

Nature is a language - can't you read?
Nature is a language - can't you read?

SO, ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME

Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb, the Bomb,
The Bomb, the Bomb,
The Bomb, the Bomb,
The Bomb,
That will bring us together

If it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb
Then it's the Bomb
That will bring us together



God I fucking miss those guys!! I wonder what Johnny Marr is doing now. I loved the stuff he did with The The and I seem to remember that he had another group after them, but I can't, for the life of me, remember.
 
#86
Something good

Really. Seriously. Everyone can cram it with walnuts today.

I have to work until 9 tonight. I came in at 8:30 AM. Yay for overtime. Boo for infringement on my comfort and my knitting.

And I'm catching shit from some really good friends because I'm in cozy down mode. I didn't see Sabrina's poetry reading the other night and I've hardly talked to Jane at all lately, but at least we're going wine tasting next week. I finally spoke with Shawn after MONTHS. Also, I got the gorgeous cashmere scarf out, that Tom gave to me, which made me realize that I haven't seen or spoken to him in over 6 months. That's appalling. He was so dear to me--still is, although you wouldn't know it by the number of calls I've made to him. I missed Chris being back from his plays for the month of September and I haven't made him his mosaic box yet. Guilt guilt guilt!! I have to force myself to get back into the world.

I realized that I run from people quite easily. I really need to work on that. I'm way less absolute than I used to be. Still, there are plenty of people who I used to love that I've turned away from, never to look back--particularly if they've hurt me. It's a mechanism which has served me well in the past, but I probably don't need to be so extreme anymore. It's one of the traits I've learned/inherited from my father that I am not so fond of, so I should really pay attention to it in myself.

I'm trying to think of something (anything) positive to post in here....

We have a working fireplace. I'm going to buy some wood and spend an evening soon watching the tongues of flame snap and lick at the logs while I stretch out in front of it. That's something good.

Something else good is that El Jefe just sent me a link to a French Dukes of Hazard fan page. Pretty fucking good. http://mcandco.free.fr/dukes/dukes.htm

These lyrics are from Rufus and are dedicated to me, from me:

You ain't got no kind of feeling inside
I got something that'll sho nuff set yo' stuff on fire
You refuse to put anything before your pride
What I got will knock your pride aside

Tell me something good
Tell me that you love me, yeah
Tell me something good
Tell me that you like it

Got no time is what you're known to say
(Got no time, no, got no time)
I'll make you wish there was 48 hours to each day
Your problem is you ain't been loved like you should
What I got to give will sho nuff do you good

Tell me something good
Tell me that you love me, yeah
Tell me something good
Tell me that you like it
 
#87
Ok, I was a little hasty earlier--I take it back. No one has to cram it with walnuts.

The graphics department just offered me (and I accepted) a temp to perm position as coordinator. With a raise.

Life is feeling pretty good. I get to stay at the company I love and work with the cool artists. And I really like my new boss. It will be intense, but still the sort of work that I love.

That's all.

Carry on.
 
#88
Me 'n the boy are going for a luxurious spa weekend--I'm just not sure where yet. I keep getting suggestions from people I work with, but my only requirements are pretty scenery and a massuese. Jed wants a hot tub in the room and a fireplace. I can dig it--that'd be nice too. I just don't care as much, as long as I get a massage or two in.

We had a really nice, relaxing weekend. It was mostly spent lounging. Oh and shopping. I got some cutey clothes. I am so tempted to go nuts with the spending, now that I have the new position and a raise, but I want to be sure I don't hate the job before I blow too much dough.

Barry Williams (aka Greg Brady) was here today to announce his new show on the '70s channel. He was doing a lot of glad-handing and there was a catered lunch, but I just went down there to watch the way people reacted to him. I almost told him about the band I sang with in the late '80s--it was called Greg Brady's Love Den. But I didn't even care enough to bother. Then Ricky Skaggs was here. His voice is great, but my boss-to-be walked by while I was watching him in the big fishbowl studio and hissed, "He's a fucking republican." And believe me, I want Bush out, but not really enough to stop listening to good tunes. It made me think of Picasso. Man, do I love that art, but I hate who and what that man was. So should I stop loving the art? No. Conversly, I liked some Michael Jackson songs when I was a kid, but now that I think he's a perv, I wouldn't want to listen to any of his music. So I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I guess I pick and choose when I'm affected by the person more than the art. Interesting.

I don't think I wrote about the day Howard Stern was here. I don't like his show(s), but I was truly charmed by the enthusiastic way he was talking about the company and what we're going to do in the world. What cracked me up was how we all gathered, as if the king was going to address us. Someone started chanting Howard, Howard, and everyone picked it up, clapping and stomping. Everyone gathered with their camera phones, for the photo op. It was weird. I still get totally star-struck--just about different people. Mo and I were shaking the day we saw Rip Taylor. And god help me if Tori Amos ever comes here. Mo got to meet Ricky Gervais--so life is good.

I feel queasy about all the shake-ups at the UCB. I'm scared to go to Harold night--who will play? What will it be like? I don't want to imagine the world without Van Buren. If anything happens to Mother or the Swarm, I'll never darken those doors again.
 
#89
I'd forgotten that people go to look at the foliage changes this time of year. Most of the places I called (that had the ammenities we wanted) were booked and I was starting to despair ever finding a place. But as luck would have it, I found a place in the northern Catskills with everything--hot tub and fireplace in the room, not to mention in-room massages. And a "romance basket," which I'm slightly afraid of--it comes with "romantic lotions and oils" as well as wine, cheese, crackers and chocolate. And the place has a 4 star restaurant with room-service, so I plan on being stuffed, drunk and massaged the entire time we're there.

I need this pampering so badly. My new job starts on Monday and for the rest of the year I'll be working evenings and weekends--maybe even Thanksgiving and X-mas. I'm fine with it--they pay me hourly--but I know how draining it's gonna be.

Today is my last day in the research department and I'm a bit sad. I love the ladies I work with and I'm fascinated with the work we do. It's too bad that I couldn't stay working with them. I learned so much about manipulating data in charts and graphs and also quite a bit about how people view music in their lives. Truly interesting stuff. But I know it will be great to work with the graphics folks, too. I can't wait to get good at photoshop. I think I get to keep my cushy office, too, since there's no space available near the graphics garage. It will be cool--I should be able to still look at the internet as much as I want and hopefully take as many cig breaks as I need. Plus I sit in the same corridor as Mo and it's excellent to dance over to where she sits and leave her a picture of Luke Wilson (he is stalking her).

My friends and I used to send each other funny pictures we'd torn out of magazines with ransom-looking cut out letters to spell cryptic messages. We used to call it terrorist mail. It was the '80s--who knew that term would take on the weight it has today. I miss those guys--Shawn still lives here in NY(well actually she moved to NJ a few months ago--but still east coast), but she's planning on moving to LA soon and we hardly ever hang out anymore. We used to work at Q Records in Miami together. Those were some good times. She told me she looked up Jason (who we fondly called Psycho--he would do ANYTHING) and he's married with kids now.

My two favourite things Jason ever did were:
1. When an asshole customer called Shawn a nigger in the store, Jason looked up his address (the douchebag was one of our video customers) and literally torched the guys lawn. He and his friend Thad (who didn't work at the store, but practically lived there) poured gasoline to spell out the words "white trash" in the guys yard and dropped a match and ran. The best part was the white plaster lawn jockey was turned black from the fire.

2. My friend Kelly was obsessed with this guy who had dissed her, so we'd leave very random and weird things in front of his house. Long after she stopped liking him, we were still leaving stuff there to puzzle him--we called it jaunting and it gave us purpose in life (it was Florida in the '80s--what else were we supposed to do?). Once it was a dresser filled with doll heads. Once it was a christmas wreath (in July) which had a feathered bra stretched across it. Once it was airplane airsick bags with fake vommit we'd concocted in my kitchen from oatmeal, cottage cheese and few split peas for texture and colour thrown in. Once we set up a construction site in his driveway with stolen cones and barricades. So Jason wanted to get in on the fun. He had an old range rover and we stole a few newspaper boxes and loaded them into the back, then dumped them in front of Tony's house by kicking them out the back. This time Tony and his friends were waiting--in a car. They chased us through Westchester, running red lights and trying to corner us on dead end streets. Jason's truck was huge and once when we were cornered, he decided to just plow through their car (a little Isizu, if I remember correctly) they backed away at the last minute, but he was seriously going to ram them. We lost them a few times, and Jason was so crazy, he went back to their house and taunted them--leaning on his horn until they came out and chased us again. Tony never did find out who was leaving the art in front of his house. We heard later that 2 girls claimed they'd done it. And a few of our friends started jaunting without us--they just loved fucking with Tony.

Ahhh Florida, harsh penal system, beautiful weather.
 
#90
My new job has been happening for one hour. I have looked at some copy and smoked a cigarette. No one has time to train me. It would be boring and would suck mightily, if I didn't know it was going to get much, much busier. In the meantime, I'm just listening to Aretha and adding music to my library.

The weekend away was fabulous. It was amazing to drive up there through the turning trees. We had the fireplace roaring the entire time we were there. It was one of those gas jobbies, which I've never really cared for, but it was nice to control the heat and the duration of the flames. We hot-tubbed on and off for the whole time we were there. And the massage was divine. The place has been an inn in some capacity since 1887 and the photos on the walls of the restaurant were so good--in particular a gypsy wedding in the '30s gave me chills and thrills. The food was pretty good, but they didn't know how to cook scallops.

We went into Woodstock and saw all of the living stereotypes. How many men there are aging with goatees and ponytails? There were a bunch of skateboard punks trying desperately not to be a part of the hippy thing that was all around them. We went to the french chocolate place that Jane and I went to last year, but the truffles were not as good as I remembered. Still, we got some delicious sour cherry jam there.

It was a good weekend. We needed to be away and pampered.

Today's lyrics are pure Aretha--can't help it--can't turn it off:

When my soul was in the lost and found
You came along to claim it
I didn't know just what was wrong with me
Till your kiss helped me name it
Now I'm no longer doubtful
Of what I'm livin' for
And if I make you happy
I don't need to do more
 
#91
Tori wrote this about Bush Sr. and W and it's all I can think of right now--it's called Sweet Dreams

"lie, lie, lies ev'rywhere," said the father to the son
your peppermint breath gonna choke 'em to death,
daddy watch your little black sheep run
he got a knives in his back ev'ry time he opens up
you say, "he got be strong if he wanna be a man"
mister i don't know how you can have

sweet dreams, sweet dreams

land, land of liberty
we're run by a constipated man
when you live in the past
you refuse to see when your
daughter come home nine months pregnant
with five billion points of light
gonna shine 'em on the face of your friends
they got the earth in a sling
they got world on her knees
they even got your zipper between their teeth

sweet dreams, sweet dreams

you say, you say, you say that you have 'em
i say that you're a liar
sweet dreams, sweet dreams

go on, go on, go on and dream
your house is on fire
come along now

well, well, summer wind been catching up with me
"elephant mind, missy you don't have
you forgettin' to fly,
darlin', when you sleep"
i got a hazy, lazy susan
takin turns all over my dreams
i got lizards and snakes runnin' through my body.
funny how they all have my face

sweet dreams, sweet dreams
 
#92
We had dinner last night with Corey and his boyfriend Kerry. It was pretty spectacular--the food and the company. They want us to come to Puerto Rico with them in Feb or March to spend a week in a treehouse. I'm into it, but I'd rather go to Panama. Corey and I lived together on and off for most of our 20s. He is one of the people nearest and dearest to my heart. Even so, we've had our ups and downs and while he's come through for me like very few people I've ever known, he's also let me down harder than almost anyone that I still consider to be a friend. I've thought a lot lately about old friends vs. newer friends. I have let so many people go in the last few years. The people I love most are mostly in other cities, states and countries. I don't think we'll all ever be in the same place again and it makes me sad to know that Jeff isn't right up the street to hang with every night and that Heather and I don't dye our hair together anymore and that I can't sit in with Marc's band or just jam with him whenever we feel like it. But I don't make the most of the people I love who are near me. I'm trying to be more social, but I feel exhausted by my work life and have a hard time giving up my precious off-time.

And I am very distant from most of my family now. Not just physically. I can't make myself have a relationship with my father, even though his health isn't great and I may regret it later. My aunts and uncles and cousins are, for the most part, really neurotic and needy people and I can't force myself to have a real relationship with any of them either.

Everyone older than me has always said this is what happens as you age, but I've never believed it would be true for me. My standards are higher. I won't put up with as much as I once would. But I don't want to be closed down to others, either.

Here's the lyrics to my all-time favourite song ever:

If You Want Me To Stay
Sly & The Family Stone


If you want me to stay
I'll be around today
To be available for you to see
I'm about to go
And then you'll know
For me to stay here I've got to be me

You'll never be in doubt
That's what it's all about
You can't take me for granted and smile
Count the days I'm gone
Forget reaching me by phone
Because I promise I'll be gone for a while

When you see me again
I hope that you have been
The kind of person that you really are now
You got to get it straight
How could I ever be late
When you're my woman takin' up my time

How could you ever allow
I guess I wonder how
How could you get out of pocket for fun
When you know that you're never number two
Number one gonna be number one

I'll be good
I wish I could
Get this message over to you now
When you see me again
I hope that you have been
The kind of person you really are now

When you see me again
I hope that you have been
The kind of person that you really are now
I'll be so good
I wish I could
Get the message over to you now
 
#93
Spooky

I just hung out with Robyn Hitchcock. For a long time. While he ate a cup of creamy soup with chunks of Potato in it. We talked about San Francisco and moving to NYC, the improv scene in NY vs. other parts of the country and he wanted to know why Jed had a fever Saturday night and complemented me on staying at home with the sickie instead of pumping him full of tranquilizers and ditching him for the show. We talked about venues and the newspaper where I used to work and SXSW, where I didn't get to interview him and the rest of the Soft Boys because his press guy was a dick. He was human and normal (I met him once before and he was a supreme prick, but in fairness, it was after a long show) and seemed to care a great deal about the small stuff. Then he was interviewed by a woman who seemed to know some stuff about his career, but not some of the biggest deal stuff and she was pretty busy telling stories about her own career [she didn't fucking know that Jonathan Demme made a movie ABOUT Robyn, she thought he'd just done the soundtrack to one of JD's films]. Whatever. The engineer let me sit in the booth and listen to him perform and ramble on about the odd phobias of the current government. It was a slice of pure, star-struck heaven.

His new album is called Spooky and features the amazing song "Sometimes a Blond" along with many more.

I love my fucking job.

More soon.
 
#94
I can fill out a cape AND I can fill out a check

My younger sister was in town this weekend and it was pretty great to hang out with her this time (last time she was too much of a party girl for me to enjoy her company). We went to see the tree at Rockerfeller ctre. and shopped like mad women. I hate crowds. The older I get, the more I want to stay home. But I forced myself to go out as much as possible while she was here. And I'm really glad we went to see Sarah's show--she was brilliantly funny--so sharp and present and all of the really big laughs were because of her. Jed even went (it's like pulling eye teeth to get him to a show) and he thought she was fantastic, too. My sis, who couldn't give a damn about improv, ALSO thought Sarah was great, so my family's unanimous in their love of Sarah Lane Tebbe.

Today Barenaked Ladies were here, but I missed them. And Rufus Wainright and Nancy Sinatra are also supposed to be here today. I'd like to meet both of them, but I'm way too effing busy. I can't believe how quickly the day has gone by.

I am non-stop worrying about the remaining scarves I have to knit. There's a stitch -n- bitch tomorrow night that I desperately want to go to, but I don't know if I'll have to work late or not.
 
#95
I am filled with love for the IRC. I appreciate all the generous help people have given. I am also thankful for the chance to do something like this. And I'm particularly grateful for the special messages I've gotten from many of you--it's kind of cool that we can come together and leave pettiness in the past.

Jed's parents got him a cell phone and screwed up my Xmas gift for him. Now I've got no time, no gifts for him, and no ideas of what to get him. I'm fucked. I will do something, but I wanted to do something spectacular. I've finished the scarves for his parents, I'm a good way into the one for his brother, but Jed's is big and complicated and that won't be finished in time, either. It's really freaking me out.

Jane's bowling party was great fun (as usual). I was surprised to realize that I hadn't seen most of those people since LAST YEAR'S bowling party--how could that be?! How can a year just slip past without me noticing? I can't believe that I haven't seen Jim since the spring--he was one of my closest buds last year at this time. I used to live for his raspy voice on my answering machine. Sabrina was there with her new beau, he seems nice, I hope they are happy. I noticed that Jane's current arm-candy wasn't there--I wasn't sure if that was intentional. He's very nice, but not as smart as she is. I know that sounds a bit snobby (or maybe more than a bit) but she's so amazing that I think she deserves someone equally as stunning and wonderful.

It looks like we'll have one million subscribers at the end of this week. How fucking cool. They are throwing a huge bash to celebrate (but not til Feb)--it's going to be at Lotus--I've never been, but aparently it's quite chic-chic and eurotrashy. I wonder if Howard will be there--he damned well should be. I have this amazing backless gown that I'd love to wear, but I have to lose a few lbs before I'd feel good wearing it AND it's going to be so fucking cold in Feb that I'll need several wraps to keep from dying in this silvery little slip of a thing. We'll see what happens.

I haven't had time to post here lately and I don't have time now to find lyrics for today, but if I did, they'd be about love and good cheer.
 
#96
In all of my holiday cheer I forgot one of the best news items to hit my life lately--I'm going to take a class with Julie Brister that starts on my birthday. It's the best gift I could give myself. I have missed playing so much. Especially in a class--and what could be better than Julie's class? My level one class with her was the most fun I've had in any class and I met some of my dearest friends there. I really don't think I'd have continued the improv if it hadn't been for her.

Anyway, work is horribly busy and I have no time to write a lengthier post, but I am really happy these days and grateful for the many blessings in my life. Fuck it--I want to list a few of them right now: Mo, Fretty, Jefe, & Reva are certainly people I am lucky to know. But I'm the luckiest of all to know and have Jed in my life.

Best. Christmas. Ever.
 
#97
I've been wanting to write about my great aunt, Emerita. She died a few weeks ago, after making it to her 102nd birthday with all of her faculties. I'm sad that she is gone, but she was frail and dependent and for those reasons, I am glad that she is free. She was the matriarch of our family. Her life was beyond fascinating. She grew up in the Interior of Panama--basically on a farm. Her father was some sort of bootlegger who owned farms and bordellos across the country. He had many children, by many different women, but he brought all of them home for his wife to raise and he treated them equally. I still don't know which side of the blanket she was born on. She taught herself English, French and German from books and when she turned 18, she got on a ship bound for NYC by herself. The day she arrived in America she had 3 jobs--one was teaching at NYU and I know another involved sewing. She fought for women to have the right to vote in this country. She stayed single most of her life until she read a psychology article which said that women with out children were unbalanced. She knew that she wasn't very fond of sex, so she married a man with one lung and a daughter, thus ensuring that she would be a mother but not a lover. He wrote the definitive book on electronics/wiring (which still goes on the best sellers list occaisionally) and they spent years travelling the world. His daughter was quite unbalanced and after running away from her Swiss boarding school, she had a baby, which she left for Emerita and Monroe to raise. That daughter also grew up to be unbalanced, but that's another story.

Emerita and Monroe had a few homes, but they settled in Arizona, outside of Tucson, on a huge piece of land where they built some large houses and some studios. Artists lived in the studios and they paid the same rent from 1950 until 1990, when my father's cousin came to help with the property. Monroe died in the late '70s and Emerita spent years travelling with his sister after that. His sister died in the mid '90s. I have one of her hatpins that Emerita let me take from the house in SF.

Emerita had another travelling companion--a very strange woman named Jeanie, who drove all of us crazy, but no one else was able to take care of Emerita, nor was anyone willing to travel with her.

I want to write more, but I'm crying at my desk. She was the most amazing person I've ever known. It was an honour to be part of her life. I regret more than anything that I didn't see her before she died. I will miss her for the rest of my life.
 
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I know I put the smack down here, yesterday. But after thinking about it, I decided that I'd let my friends work out their hurts and betrayals, and remove my nose from their biz. Also, it occured to me that if I wanna say something to someone, I should just say it, not post it here in a journal.

Ahhh, I still have much to learn in this world.
 
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Did I write about the fire? I don't think so...there was a fire in the drycleaners that's in the basement of our building. Twas the eve of Xmas eve, and we were out with Jed's fam to celebrate his mom's birthday. We had a pretty great meal and went back to his brother's apt, to chill. Something made me really antsy to leave. I wouldn't take my coat off, or even sit down once we got there. Normally, we'd have hung out for a while and then his folks would have dropped us off at our place. But I had to get out of there, so we walked home in the FREEZING cold (only about a 10 minute or less walk).

We were hearing a lot of sirens and firetrucks were driving by us, so of course we were joking that our apartment was probably on fire. Until we neared our place and realized that one of the firetrucks was extending a ladder--to our apt (we live on the top floor and they were going into the building through the roof). Once we got closer, we saw that the basement had billowing smoke (ahhh drycleaning chemicals and plastic bags--what a lovely smell that shit makes while on fire) pouring from the busted-out windows. Dozens of firemen were there, tripping over their hoses like Keystone cops. We realized that they were going through the building, breaking down every single front door to make sure there was no fire in the walls and that no one was dying from smoke inhalation. Of course, it was the holidays, so everyone was out or out of town. We asked if it was safe for us to let them into our apt, instead of them breaking our door down--they sort of shrugged, but let us go up to the apt.

Pea soup. That's how thick the horrible acrid smoke was. I coughed like crazy for a while. Our power and phone was out for almost a week and they still haven't replaced the door on our roof, which we did not get up there in time to save from the firmen's axes and crowbars.

Our apt now smells vaguely of smoke, but the stairway is still pretty bad. It made Xmas even more meaningful--we could have lost everything, we could have been hurt, but we were fine.

I'm listening to First Wave on Sirius and it's taking me back to my early teen years. How could I know then that I would be so formed by the tunes of that time? In the last hour I've heard Boys Don't Cry, A Girl In Trouble, and China Girl. Now there's some New Order and Bronski Beat was a moment ago. God I love this stuff.
 
There really are a lot of reasons to love my job, but here's the main one: Star gazing. I got to hang around the lobby today while James Brown and an enourmous entourage came in. He looked fucking good, for all he's been through. Samuel L. Jackson is here today, too, but I missed him when he came in and doubt I'll time it right to see him when he leaves.

The view has been pretty stunning today. Snow flurries that melt before they hit the ground. I love to watch it, and for a day or two, I even like to be out in it. But in general, I've been quite happy that it's been a mild winter so far. One of my favourite things about living in San Francisco was the weather--no snow--but I could get up to Tahoe pretty easily, if I felt the urge to sled. Likewise, I could be in the desert pretty easily, too, so it was the best of all worlds. Sometimes I really pine for that place, but mostly I'm glad to be here.

I had a really fun dinner party last week--Corey and his boyfriend Kerry came over, and so did my darling Alex. It was a lazy, glutonous time, lots of food and drink and smoke. After Alex left we watched one of the roughcuts of the movie I made with Thunder and Eason. God that was an amazing experience.

Then Friday Mo came over and we did it all over again, except she and I made a very short movie about a monkey rebellion with cut out pics of monkeys taped to toothpicks. We couldn't find my tripod, or else it would have been longer. I spent a chunk of time yesterday googling just the right monkey pictures to make a longer version. The rebellion is led by a monkey named Heimlich and some of the soldier monkeys are lovers. It's beautiful. Maybe it was the 3 bottles of wine, but I'm pretty sure it was fucking funny.
 
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